Winners of the Mask Hypocrisy Event Are… – Opinion

COVID Olympics

Today’s winners of Mask Hypocrisy are:

Gold Medal

Stacey Abrams.

Ms. Abrams is the governor. Ms. Abrams was a hypocrite and has been bulking up almost for four years. Stacey Abrams, Governor-in Exile took a break and visited a school full of children in masks to stop claiming that voter fraud only occurs when Democrats lose. Abrams removed her mask in order to fire hot gas at students, teachers, and staff. Then she took photos of the kids wearing masks. Abrams remained unsmasked. She was smiling because she didn’t have a mask on. They looked as if they were taking a proof-of-life photograph of hostages. Ms. Abrams might have to resign from her position as Governor-in-Exile as she’s been part of the masks-forever crowd. By a lot, she wins the Mask Hypocrisy gold medal.

Silver Medal

Gavin Newsom.

Governor Hair Gel took a picture with Magic Johnson at SoFi Stadium during the National Conference Championship match. Los Angeles’ stadium rules have a mandatory mask requirement. However, the Governor of California is not allowed to use the rule. Gavin and Magic Johnson smiled at the camera.

Before competing in COVID Olympics Governor Newsom crushed it while ordering masks for California. Then, he attended a French Laundry toney without wearing a mask and won the COVID Olympics.

He was able to earn a Silver Medal for his unabashed hypocrisy in SoFi. The next day, he assured everyone that his mask was only for one shot. More photos were taken with Hair Gel sans a mask.

Bronze Medal:

Eric Garcetti.

Magic Johnson was also photographed at SoFi by the Mayor of Los Angeles without his mask. Garcetti was deep in the pack of other Mask Hypocrites but finished strong by claiming that it was the only time he had his mask off — and that he was holding his breath while he had it off.

We won’t have the benefit of seeing Eric hold his breath again, as he’s off to India as Biden’s ambassador.

We are proud to announce our Mask Hypocrite winners!