Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, a New York Congresswoman declared that conservatives are attacking her because they’re sexually frustrated in an attempt to mask her obvious hypocrisy.
It’s an odd thing to reach for, but AOC wasn’t looking to make sense, she was looking to give her loyal followers both on news and social media something to use as a weapon against those who would criticize her, and defend her they did.
(READ: CNN Goes to Bizarre Lengths to Defend AOC’s Maskless Florida Romp)
The move didn’t deter conservatives from calling her out. They actually used her reply to ridicule her, just like Mary Katherine Ham.
Are you the one to speak up for those hot folks whose problems have been ignored too often in this country’s society? AOC will be speaking for me! https://t.co/vXw94pWKXw
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) January 3, 2022
But I digress.
Let’s look at AOC’s claim that conservatives are sexually frustrated, and that’s the only reason they’re attacking the attractive, and we’ll start by asking the simple question.
Is it possible for conservatives to be sexually dissatisfied?
It is not, or at least it’s not as frustrating as the Left. Multiple studies show that conservatives are more likely to have sex with their partners and live a more satisfying sex life, than those who identify as leftists.
According to Investors.com, a 2012 study by Match.com found that conservatives have a greater rate of orgasm than their left-leaning counterparts.
This is the conclusion: Republicans are the group with the highest rates of orgasm. Particularly conservative Republicans. It’s no wonder tea drinkers look happy.
A majority of conservatives who identify themselves as such reported orgasm almost every time they had sex. That’s way higher than the Democrat’s national job approval
Such a high conservative orgasm rate compares with only 40% reported success for liberal Democrats who, being liberal, talk openly forever about subjects like sex to affirm their liberality.
In 2016, another survey asking about sexual satisfaction was conducted, this time from YouGov which polled 19,000 people in the U.K. and found 73 percent of “very right-wing” folks were satisfied with their sex lives. Meanwhile only 68 percent of those who identified as “very left-wing” found it satisfying, as reported by The Telegraph.
Around that same time, a U.S. survey was conducted by SKYN condom company to ask the same question and found that Republicans were not only more satisfied, but they were also more likely to get it on in places outside the bedroom…including a church. With no partner, leftists were much more likely to perform the act by themselves.
SKYN conducted the survey in 2018 again to verify if there had been any significant changes. There weren’t. They were more sexually active in conservatives than leftists.
At this point, it’s pretty established that when it comes to sexual frustration, conservatives definitely suffer less of it than AOC’s flavor of political idealism. What is the reason?
There are many theories. In 2016, The Federalist’s Joy Pullman listed 12 reasons why conservative women seem to be having the best sex and a theme that appears is that women on the right tend to treat sex with far more importance than leftist women do. The women on the right tend to accept concepts such as masculinity or femininity rather than rejecting them. This allows for our deeper instincts to take over and fulfil a part of our human nature.
Gabby of Vice, on the other hand, wanted to know more and interview a young Republican.
“Leftism is a narcissistic, materialist ideology, and selfish sex in which the flesh is treated merely as flesh is almost always unsatisfying,” said the man. “Sex that is giving, concerned with the other person, and treats the body it ought to be, which is as a symbol of the soul, is far more gratifying.”
In other words, the “free love” of the left has depersonalized sex to a point where even getting sex is unsatisfying. They’ve convinced themselves that sexual gratification is a purely physical act when it’s actually not. 25% of sexual gratification is physical, and 75% mental. Not caring about the person you’re doing it with takes a lot of the sex out of sex.
Conservatives are known to be more respectful of sex and get more enjoyment from it. Apparently so much so that you’re more likely to catch conservatives doing it outside the bedroom, especially in places they’re not supposed to.
AOC is therefore wrong. It’s not conservatives who are sexually frustrated. We’re having a great time with it.
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