John Fetterman’s Brain Is ‘Abby Normal’ – Opinion

A white guy “hearing” some scary noises picked up his shotgun and chased a black jogger. No, that’s not a headline out of Georgia, that was John Fetterman in Braddock PA. Nine years ago, Fetterman was the mayor of tiny Braddock. He claimed to have heard gunshots. Fetterman grabbed his shotgun, and chased the man he saw. Fetterman pointed his gun at the jogger. He was jogging and was wearing a black shirt. Oops. Fetterman didn’t shoot the jogger, thankfully, but in a normal world, that would have disqualified anyone from higher office. It didn’t. He should also have been disqualified. He lived until the age of 49 with his parents.

Fetterman became Lt Governor in Pennsylvania in 2019. Pennsylvania apparently has a combination ticket. So when Pennsylvania elected Tom Wolf they included Fetterman into the package deal. A stand-alone election was won by the man the Democrats have nominated to the US Senate for a large city that has a high school gym.

Fetterman looks like Bernie Sanders, but with a shaved hair. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but he looks like an oversized Klingon dressed like John Belushi in Animal House. It’s not a good idea to dress like an idiot college student. Fetterman’s response to the most important issues coming out of DC? “There’s work to be done.” Oh, ok, John. We know that and you’re not up to it.

Three months ago, Fetterman suffered a stroke. He’s been “recovering” and recently gave a stump speech in Erie. Eerie indeed. Fetterman, in three words: “is not right.” He’s not capable of holding a thought. He’s not capable of delivering anything resembling a cogent policy opinion because “he’s not right.” Fetterman is mentally impaired. He’s not capable.

Fetterman’s only consistent talking point (delivered in print because he can’t actually talk) is to attack Oz for being rich. That’s it. Oz finally took off his gloves. This was covered by Bonchie at Bonchie College on Monday. Oz and his staff demanded that Fetterman debate.  Fetterman has no choice but to refuse. If he refuses Oz can use that as evidence that Fetterman “is not right.” If he debates, Oz will bury him. Like Oz on policy or not, he’s a polished speaker and will bury Fetterman.

Oz might get attacked for attacking Fetterman’s infirmity, so he needs to be careful.

I don’t have to be careful. Fetterman, “is not right” – either in mind or for the Senate. Fetterman remains alive. That’s about it.

Fetterman also seems to have missed “pec day”…

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