A white guy “hearing” some scary noises picked up his shotgun and chased a black jogger. No, that’s not a headline out of Georgia, that was John Fetterman in Braddock PA. Nine years ago, Fetterman was the mayor of tiny Braddock. Fetterman heard the gunshots. Fetterman picked up a shotgun to chase down the first man he noticed. The shotgun was pointed at the jogger. The jogger, who was only jogging, was black. Oops. Fetterman didn’t shoot the jogger, thankfully, but in a normal world, that would have disqualified anyone from higher office. It didn’t. He should also have been disqualified. He lived until the age of 49 with his parents.
Fetterman became Lt Governor in Pennsylvania by 2019, Pennsylvania apparently has a combined ticket so they included Fetterman when Pennsylvania elected Tom Wolf. A stand-alone election was won by the man the Democrats have nominated to the US Senate for a large city that has a high school gym.
Fetterman looks like Bernie Sanders, but with a shaved hair. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but he looks like an oversized Klingon dressed like John Belushi in Animal House. It’s not a good idea to dress like an idiot college student. Fetterman’s response to the most important issues coming out of DC? “There’s work to be done.” Oh, ok, John. We know that and you’re not up to it.
Three months ago, Fetterman suffered a stroke. He’s been “recovering” and recently gave a stump speech in Erie. Eerie indeed. Fetterman, in three words: “is not right.” He’s not capable of holding a thought. He’s not capable of delivering anything resembling a cogent policy opinion because “he’s not right.” Fetterman is mentally impaired. He’s not capable.
Fetterman’s only consistent talking point (delivered in print because he can’t actually talk) is to attack Oz for being rich. That’s it. Oz finally took off his gloves. This was covered by Bonchie at Bonchie College on Monday. Oz and his team demanded that Fetterman be debated. Fetterman now has to go. If he refuses Oz can use that as evidence that Fetterman “is not right.” If he debates, Oz will bury him. Like Oz on policy or not, he’s a polished speaker and will bury Fetterman.
Oz might get attacked for attacking Fetterman’s infirmity, so he needs to be careful.
I don’t have to be careful. Fetterman, “is not right” – either in mind or for the Senate. Fetterman remains alive. That’s about it.
Does John Fetterman skip leg day? pic.twitter.com/WCyzD1DXxW
— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) August 22, 2022
Fetterman also seems to have missed “pec day”…