John Fetterman’s Brain Is ‘Abby Normal’ – Opinion

A white man “listening to” some scary noises picked up his shotgun and chased a black jogger. No, that’s not a headline out of Georgia, that was John Fetterman in Braddock PA. 9 years in the past, Fetterman was the mayor of tiny Braddock. He heard what he claimed to be gunshots. Fetterman grabbed a shotgun and chased down the primary man he noticed. He leveled his shotgun on the jogger. The jogger was black and he was simply jogging. Oops. Fetterman didn’t shoot the jogger, fortunately, however in a traditional world, that may have disqualified anybody from larger workplace. It didn’t. What ought to have additionally disqualified him? He lived together with his mother and father till he was 49.

By 2019, Fetterman was Lt Governor of Pennsylvania. Apparently, Pennsylvania has a mixed ticket, so when Pennsylvania elected Tom Wolf, they received Fetterman within the bundle deal. The man who the Democrats nominated for the US Senate has solely gained a stand-alone election for a metropolis with a inhabitants that may match inside a small Excessive College health club.

Fetterman is Bernie Sanders with a shaved head. Not that there’s something flawed with it, however he appears to be like like an outsized Klingon dressed like John Belushi in Animal Home. Truly, there’s a lot flawed with dressing like a school fool. Fetterman’s response to an important points popping out of DC? “There’s work to be performed.” Oh, okay, John. We all know that and also you’re less than it.

About three months in the past Fetterman had a stroke. He’s been “recovering” and just lately gave a stump speech in Erie. Eerie certainly. Fetterman, in three phrases: “shouldn’t be proper.” He’s not able to holding a thought. He’s not able to delivering something resembling a cogent coverage opinion as a result of “he’s not proper.” Fetterman is mentally impaired. He’s not succesful.

Fetterman’s solely constant speaking level (delivered in print as a result of he can’t really discuss) is to assault Oz for being wealthy. That’s it. So Oz has lastly taken off the gloves. My school Bonchie coated this on Monday. Oz and his employees have demanded that Fetterman debate.  Now Fetterman is caught. If he refuses Oz can use that as proof that Fetterman “shouldn’t be proper.” If he debates, Oz will bury him. Like Oz on coverage or not, he’s a elegant speaker and can bury Fetterman.

Oz would possibly get attacked for attacking Fetterman’s infirmity, so he must be cautious.

I don’t should watch out. Fetterman, “shouldn’t be proper” – both in thoughts or for the Senate. Fetterman is alive. That’s about it.

Fetterman additionally appears to have missed “pec day”…

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