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Biden’s Remarks in Illinois Were a Hot Mess

By Pluralist / May 11, 2022

Joe Biden goes on the road to different places each week, acting as though he’s actually doing something beneficial, while things continue to get worse for Americans, and he doesn’t seem to know how to make anything better.

They must hope because he’s more or less repeating the same speech in each place that he won’t mess it up. Joe is Joe and he does it every time. In the words of Barack Obama, “Never underestimate the ability of Joe to f**k things up.”

It’s always an adventure trying to figure out what Biden is saying. It’s a constant curiosity to me what Biden is thinking and how the rest of us are affected by his insane statements. It’s scary to ponder.

Biden visited an Illinois farm Wednesday while on his way to visit the White House. He was struck by one of his favorite topics, how New Jersey’s acreage was comparable in size. But although this is a common talking point, he couldn’t get it straight. According to him, New Jersey is a state that extends from New York City to Virginia.

“More timber, more land, more buildings, more territory has been burned to the ground this year than the entire state of New Jersey, from New York all the way down to Virginia. The entire state of New Jersey,” Biden declared.

Pro-tip, Joe? New Jersey doesn’t border Virginia. Joe Biden is 12 years older than Joe Biden. And Biden should know better, especially since he’s from Delaware, but he doesn’t.

Then we have the G-7 — what is the G-7? Most people don’t know what the G-7 is. Joe Biden was a G-7 Summit participant. For eight years, he was Vice President and for 36 years a member of Congress. It is important that he knows.

Biden claimed that the G-7 is “all the democracies in Europe.” Wrong. It’s not all the democracies of Europe; there are several democracies in Europe that are not part of the G-7. The G-7 is the seven most advanced economies and includes countries that aren’t in Europe. Biden tried to clean it up by saying “North America, Europe, and Asia — they’re all part of it.” But that just made things messier. The G-7 is Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the United Kingdom, and the United States, with the European Union as a “non-enumerated” member. Many countries in Europe and Asia do not belong to the G-7. That’s embarrassing.

During the farm talk, Biden seemed to lose control of his thoughts twice more. I don’t know whether he couldn’t see the teleprompter or what; he looked like he was straining to see something. But, he broke down at the middle.

I felt bad for the sign interpreter here — how do you interpret this when it’s not interpretable?

“Last year I signed, one of the first executive orders I signed, was that the competition to make competition more available and level the playing field,” he said.

This didn’t go well. But he still had another stop to make — in Chicago at the IBEW Convention. While that’s a union stop and perhaps more favorable, Joe’s brain wasn’t anymore in gear. You can see him desperately trying to figure out the teleprompter and what he’s supposed to say, but it’s a complete fail.

But just remember, he has a “plan” to improve your standard of living. What has been your standard of living since his election? Is it really so bad? Is it possible to see where all the plans for inflation, COVID and gasoline prices are going? This week, gas prices reached a record-breaking high and CPI was much higher than anticipated.

Then he threw in a lie about “inheriting an economy on the brink of a depression.”

Biden then went on to rant about people who had limited food supplies at the start of the pandemic. He forgot that without lockdowns there were more severe shortages and historical inflation that affected everyone. He’s been engaging in a lot more of this screaming lately — a common feature of dementia.

He gave me a good laugh, but I must give him credit. They are still so frightened of President Donald Trump and they think their way to win in November is to yell “Trump” and “MAGA” every 15 seconds. However, it reminds them of the great things that Trump brought to America. So when he called Trump, “the Great MAGA KING,” I thought it was hilarious.

This must be included in the campaign. This must be the most hilarious thing Biden ever said.

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