Vegan Activists Hilariously Encase Their Feet in Concrete to Protest Starbucks’ Almond Milk ‘Upcharge’ – Opinion

Whether they’re yelling at normal people for eating a burger, smearing menstrual blood on themselves to protest a ham sandwich, vegans are always thinking up new ways to make meaty asses of themselves.

Sometimes, it ends very badly – like being run over by a truck, getting clocked for invading a pizza joint, or getting the broccoli beaten out of them for invading a rabbit farm. Their goal is to create a spectacle. Stopping Joe Average from chowing down on a double pepperoni pizza is secondary to the “look-at-me” moment. They aren’t changing minds or hearts.

There is very little likelihood that anyone will be motivated to eat kale by shouting silly slogans or interfering in businesses’ affairs. I don’t know about you, but I have never considered eating just fruits, vegetables, and nuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It inspires me to see vegetarians eat less meat than they do. For my next meal, I ensure that I always have a fresh burger or steak. Of course, I will toss on a slice of tomato with my burger, and add a side of veggies with the steak – but just the vegetables? Nah

Bellowing from someone, “Animals want to live. Animals feel pain” and “It’s not food. It’s violence” isn’t going to stop me from craving and consuming some delicious meat. As I said, it’s really not about changing minds. It’s about the spectacle. Vegans, like children, want raw vegetables and more attention.

A group of Nashville vegan activists decided on Saturday that the Starbucks almond milk upcharge was illegal. Oat/almond milk is more expensive than milk from a cow. Vegans are angry–super angry–and they are not going to take it anymore.

The group decided to cover themselves with concrete to make it easier to work at Starbucks. The visuals are even more hilarious than the stupid idea. As roadblocks, the grass-eaters put themselves in front. It probably stopped coffee drinkers getting their caffeine fix. The crime scene was cordoned off by eight cop cars.

 

I don’t get it. They can be picked up by forklifts or pushed over with a cow-tip. It’s ironic.

There’s also a high probability that these Nashville vegans are unaware of wet cement chemistry. They should have considered the components that make concrete blocks before making them. Portland cement is kind of a fire.

Maybe all of them are crying now in their mom’s basement. I hope it started as an itch and built into “make it stop!” pain, while they begged the cops to extricate them from their “cement overshoes.” I know it sounds mean, but I hope they exposed raw flesh to wet cement and their little piggies were bathing in wet cement before the slabs were hard as stone.

Is it mean to hope that the end result was, at a minimum, citations, and feet that look like… hamburger? The irony!

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