It’s Valentine’s Day — a time for lovers.
And in honor of our amorous observance, colleges around the country are conducting Q&As.
The events’ titillating title: “Sex in the Dark.”
Anymore, evidently, it’s not just for ugly people.
Boston University is a procreation innovator and offers the Glow in the Dark Sexpert Panel guide for schools to have intercourse.
The “Program Justification” reads thusly:
College students often arrive on campus with little to no sex education from high school.
Who wouldn’t know squat about sex? Parents:
What’s more, many young people receive misinformation about sex through digital media and other informal sources, such as their parents and peers.
If only there was the internet…
Since students may feel as though they don’t have a safe, de-stigmatized, or informative space to ask questions about sexual health, SITD provides an anonymous space where questions are answered by experts in the field.
According to the 16-page pamphlet, Sex in the Dark’s goal is to “foster a sex-positive campus culture.”
It’s a tall order for 18-24 year-olds — who at that age would be thinking of sex? Our Quakerish culture is a sure way to compound these problems.
Boston U will not be flexible. Once attendees have basked in the glow of erotic enlightenment, they’re expected to be better and more:
- Make sure to be more educated about sexual health.
- You will be better equipped to discuss sexual health with your partner.
- You will feel more at ease accessing the campus’s sexual health services and those in the surrounding community.
Paraphernalia that is prescribed includes necklaces and bracelets with glow-in the dark properties.
Additional suggestions: Safe-sex products and flashlights
The guide features sample questions such as “What is gender fluidity” and “Is there such a thing as too much [beneath-the-britches self-fulfillment]?”
Campus Reform has noted, “Sex in the Dark” is on the rise.
Maryland’s Towson University promoted its Friday iteration as follows:
You can remain anonymous during this virtual event, where professional sexperts are available to answer any of your most pressing questions. There are no rules!
At New York’s Binghamton University, attendees enjoyed “Sexapalooza: Sex in the Dark.” Due to COVID restrictions, only 40 people were allowed to personally attend.
Afterward, it is likely that the college was cool, as there were more than 40 people fornicating together.
Apropos of progress, in a penetratingly progressive move, Vanderbilt University’s March 2nd darkly sexual shindig will occur complements of its Women’s Center. The on-campus resource strives to create “an affirming space for women and for all members of the Vanderbilt community that actively resists sexism and all forms of oppression.”
Concerning government advice to Americans about how to be raw and relatable, it’s nothing new. Uncle Sam is starting ’em out increasingly young.
Vermont’s 12-year-old girls received condoms last November. The same month, the school district asked thirteen-year-olds to talk about IUDs, oral sex and crack.
Perhaps instruction will be no longer needed by college students in the near future.
For now, if you’re beyond your mid-20s and ill-informed, the Powers That Be are prepared to prep you.
Case in point: New York City’s COVID-friendly guide to “safer” sex.
Sticklers who follow the brochure will be drilling — into sheetrock:
Use your creativity to overcome physical and sexual barriers Like wallsThese devices allow for sexual contact but prevent close contact with the person.
Back to luminescence, for those in search of a fantastic flick to share with a Special Someone this Valentine’s week, consider 1989’s Skin Deep. As the Blake Edwards/John Ritter effort’s tagline touts, it’s “the comedy that glows in the dark.”
All the while, be encouraged that public ed is lighting the world with carnality’s do’s and don’ts.
Information is, after all, a good thing.
It is not possible to avoid accidents.
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Happy Valentine’s Day. Let your celebration not be over in the hospital.
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