Speak for Yourselves! Hulu’s ‘Dollface’ Claims ‘All Chicks are Obsessed with AOC’

When it comes to vanity, we all know socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) is an expert and doesn’t need anyone’s help to boost her ample self-esteem. Hulu’s streaming comedy Dollface, however, still felt the need to make her head swell even further by claiming that “all chicks are obsessed with (her).”

But it appears to be a classic case of projection, as the show’s writers have an obvious obsession themselves for liberal feminists in general. While they named prominent female figures on the left, there wasn’t much love for conservative women. That comes as no surprise, given that last season they referred to Women’s March counter-protestors as, “sexist(s)”, “bigots,” and “Nazis.”

DollfaceThe story focuses on Jules, a main character who leads a group of four girls. In the current season’s second episode, “Right-Hand Woman,” Jules’ friend Stella (Shay Mitchell) is interning at a bank and overhears sexist remarks from two coworkers in the cubicle next to her. These two characters are stereotypical white men who misogynistically depict women. They offer a compliment to AOconCeited and proudly feature on the series’s website. Twitter page.

# 1: ManThis CA covers all VQBC’s private COs around the world. They would like to know the basis points for each 219.

StellaThe blue chip companies in Europe and Asia want to see a high P/E ratio.

# 1: ManTomorrow. This is the intern life. We are sorry, but we’re not sorry.

StellaYou got it.

# 1: Man: Dude. I just did a bunch of work at the desk of my new intern.

# 2: Man: This is the one load that you will not drop on her.

# 1: Man: It does kinda look like the stripper that we saw in Vegas.  

# 2: Man: She’s hot. The red suit is what’s the matter? It’s like, yeah. AOC is a cult favorite among chicks. We get it.

Stella: It’s actually more about her style-inspo than it is the taking-no-shit.We are grateful for your attention. You boys, could you keep your cool? We are all working. Sorry. Sorry.

I mean, this show does feature a talking cat and bizarre dream sequences, so maybe this claim was supposed to be part of that alternate reality, because it’s a pretty safe bet that a vast majority of women in the real world aren’t sitting around thinking about the self-obsessed politician all day and night.

Unless maybe they’re writers on a show called Dollface, who are playing the ‘80s hit song Obsession in the writers’ room (or maybe Mariah Carey’s Obsessed if they’re millennials) while thinking of all the ways they can glorify the many liberal feminists they’re obsessed with.

Take episode three, “Boss Lady,” for example, in which Stella and new character Liv (Lilly Singh) are renovating a bar that Liv’s dad left to her. The renovation soon turns into a liberal feminist’s dream scene as the two discuss “taking down the patriarchy,” and gush over RBG and Gloria Steinem, all which has an aphrodisiacal effect on them:

StellaYou’ve found it. It’s time to say good-bye to Dad’s bar.

Liv: Buh-bye.

Stella: This is literally a way to put a stop to patriarchy.

Liv: Yeah. We’re like Gloria Steinem and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, fighting for a woman’s right to drink too much rosé.

StellaOnly one restroom in a bar is available for women. We don’t believe so. The place will be full of washrooms.

Liv: Totally. Vielleicht we aren’t as marketing-savvy, but.

Stella: Yeah, fair point. Okay, let’s do it.

Liv: Alright.

StellaOops! Glasses!

LivIt’s way more effective than therapy. Let’s take a break for a moment.

Stella: You dad has to have been a real asshole.

Liv: You don’t even know. Oh. Oh. Ow.

StellaIt really is stuck.

In episode 6, “Space Cadet,” the writers got a little more creative with the name-dropping, as Jules visits an art exhibit. The host tells her, “It’s a pop-up installation created by a meditation app and CAMLA.”

“Kamala…Harris,” Jules asks? “The vice president? I guess she seems like she meditates.”

“Yeah, she does, actually,” the host replies, “but CAMLA as in the Contemporary Art Museum of Los Angeles.”

To borrow from the first clip, it’s like, yeah. All Dollface Writers love liberal chicks. We get it. We are sorry, but not sorry.