Saturday Cartoon: Joe Biden – America’s First Six-Star Admiral – Opinion

America is 16 months into Biden’s shipwreck of a presidency, and it just keeps getting worse. Biden seems to have spent the last century trying to clean up America. More bad news – he has another 31 months to further muck it up.

If you are not aware, Joey Hair Plugs told Annapolis graduates that he was “appointed to the Academy in 1965 by a senator who I was running against in 1972.”

Yeah…No, no he wasn’t.  Joe continued to tell a captive audience more legendary Biden stories. The midshipmen were compelled to listen to his fiction about his football “career” because Joe is, indeed, the Commander-in-Chief.  He felt compelled to use his creepy whisper voice, while telling graduates that he was in charge – like he was leaning over a 15-year-old girl’s ear.

Joe went on to talk more about Joe – and Joe lied some more about Joe. He is shameless. He lied twenty years ago when he still had a sense of sanity. Now that he’s a human carrot, it’s hard to tell if he knows he lying or if he’s just reconstructing dreams he had of playing football with Colin Kaepernick or catching touchdown passes from Roger Staubach on an aircraft carrier. Joe is America’s 6-Star Admiral of the Army, and his wife, the greatest doctor in America.

Jim! Why are you laughing at Jill? Britney, please!

Nope. She’s to blame. Jill knew Joe was nothing but a lump inanimate brain matter. Jill wanted to become First Lady. America has paid the price. Joe and Jill got what they wanted. Thanks, Jill.

His approval rating is at the moment only 39%, which hovers around his presidency’s halfway point. I’m dumbfounded. I want to know — who are the people in the 39 percent?

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