Kimmel Mocks Fox Viewers’ ‘Soft, Oatmeal-like Brains’ For Caring About Durham Story

Jimmy Kimmel covered news from Special Counsel John Durham, unlike other late-night talk hosts. However, this was to ridicule those actually concerned about the claims.

The clip below is Eric Trump. Hannity, Kimmel declared: “Trump’s terrible kids are making the rounds, desperately trying to protect the golden goose. Last night, Eric took time out of his busy schedule to promote this made-up Hillary Clinton spying case they’re now pumping into the Fox News viewers’ soft, oatmeal-like brains.”

Eric, a passionate Eric, pointed out the hypocrisy in the situation. “Hillary Rodham Clinton, let’s just… you know, breakdown that for you. Guess where Trump Tower is? She lives in Chappaqua. It’s located on Fifth Avenue in New York. Are these prosecutors located? Is the D.A. missing? Isn’t that a federal — isn’t that a, you know, isn’t that fraud? Isn’t that all sorts of offenses?”

After a mocking imitation of Eric Trump, Kimmel stumbled upon what he considered an important revelation: “I never noticed what a voice he — why is Ivanka’s voice more masculine than Eric’s? You know High Pitch Eric. If you want to know where the prosecutors are, the answer is gathering evidence against your grifter father, that’s where they are.”

Kimmel’s derision towards others was not complete as he next decided to mock not just Sarah Palin, but Alaskans generally:

A Manhattan judge and jury today rejected Sarah Palin’s lawsuit against theNew York Times they said there wasn’t enough evidence to prove the Times defamed her in an editorial they published in 2017. So I guess she traveled all that way on her dogsled for nothing. I have to say, between the elections and the lawsuits and The Masked Singer Sarah Palin is one of the most versatile losers in history. You can count on her versatility.

Kimmel is the only one who thinks Alaskans don’t understand what cars and airplanes are.

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The transcript of the February 15, 2015 show is available here:  

ABC Jimmy Kimmel Live

2/15/2022

11.40 PM ET

JIMMY KIMMEL: Meanwhile, Trump’s terrible kids are making the rounds, desperately trying to protect the golden goose. Last night, Eric took time out of his busy schedule to promote this made-up Hillary Clinton spying case they’re now pumping into the Fox News viewers’ soft, oatmeal-like brains. 

ERIC TRUMP: Hillary Rodham Clinton lives in New York. Let me, just kind of, explain that for you. Guess where Trump Tower is? She lives in Chappaqua. It’s located on Fifth Avenue in New York. Are these prosecutors located? Is the D.A. missing? Isn’t that a federal — isn’t that a, you know, isn’t that fraud? Isn’t that all sorts of offenses? 

KIMMEL: Uh, uh, all sorts of offenses? It’s not clear. I never noticed what a voice he– why is Ivanka’s voice more masculine than Eric’s? You know High Pitch Eric. If you want to know where the prosecutors are, the answer is gathering evidence against your grifter father, that’s where they are. And Trump isn’t—isn’t the only prominent member of the Magaverse having legal troubles. A Manhattan judge and jury today rejected Sarah Palin’s lawsuit against theNew York Times they said there wasn’t enough evidence to prove the Times defamed her in an editorial they published in 2017. So I guess she traveled all that way on her dogsled for nothing. I have to say, between the elections and the lawsuits and The Masked Singer Sarah Palin is one of the most versatile losers in history. Palin has a lot of range