Introducing ‘Cake Gender’ – Opinion

If you think picking your gender identity is a piece of cake, you’re not necessarily wrong.

For those still sticking to your grandparents’ boring binary, you’re painting with black and white when a whole world of color awaits.

And it’s been getting more brilliant by the day.

First, there was the gender-identity switching of “she” and “he.” Then came the nonbinary multi-person designation of “they.” What followed was a “neo-pronoun” revolution:

  • Yo/Yosself
  • Ze/Zirself
  • En/Enself
  • Xe/Xemself
  • Ey/Eirself
  • (F)ae/(F)aerself
  • Ve/Verself
  • Per/Perself
  • Sie/Hirself

2021 birthed more lively inventions in the form of “noun-self” pronouns:

  • Kitten/Kittenself
  • Innit/Innitself
  • Prin/Cess/Princesself
  • Vamp/Vampself
  • Bun/Bunself

It’s time to get something new out of the oven.

A TikTok trending treat

“I would describe xenogenders as a gender that cannot typically be described with terms such as masculinity, femininity, neutrality, androgeny, things like that. It’s not how you relate to a particular gender experience, but how you relate to things.

It’s a piece of…

“For example, cake gender — I know a few people who personally use this.”

You may be cake gender if you…

  • Feel light and fluffy
  • Feel sweet and cozy
  • Feel like there are layers to your personality and different flavors

Which gender do you identify with if you are feeling buoyant in spite of your cultural norms?

Regardless, as I’ve written before, it seems to me that our contemporary concept of gender identity isn’t the product of sex. A new category’s been created, and we’re being told to come up with all-new identifiers. This appears not to be a result of dysphoria but rather from participation trophies or the era that was icons. Thanks to social media and online gaming, we’re screen names, emojis, and colorful characters. Only a matter of times before special identifiers were chosen for real-life use.

And with the advent of custom identities and corresponding pronouns, we’re unprecedentedly sophisticated.

Recently, I presented a scenario that demonstrated the new rules.

Cool-shoes Horacio is a college friend you will meet at college. He informs you vis pronouns are of the “ve” variety — except ve substitutes “nem” for “ver,” “eir” for “vis,” “nirs” for the other “vis,” and “bunself” for “verself.”

After taking note of all the information, you can set aside time to practice on-line in your dorm. After 45 minutes, you’ve sorted out a rough sketch of how you’re supposed to talk — if and when you ever refer to nem.

Horacio, you and I will never again speak.

Your cousin is visiting you while at home during Christmas break. You want to indicate you’d like to get some shoes like the ones worn by some guy you once met.

In order to plan this information’s delivery, on the previous night, you told your family to go to the movies without you — you and PracticeWithPronouns.com had work to do.

As you look over the notes of the previous night, your cousin should sit quietly.

After only ten minutes, you’re ready to show respect to someone who’ll never have any idea you did so:

“There was some human at school who had shoes like the ones I want. Ve informed me that they were purchased at a nearby mall. I was going to ask nem which store, but I got distracted because I had to log nirs pronouns into my 500-page journal I carry to log all humans I might ever reference’s pronouns. Ve would’ve probably taken me to the store bunself, but I’ll never know.”

It is a complex and fascinating world.

For any who’ve now found your inner delectable, do you really need to cake yourself? A flour made from any other type of flour would be just as delicious.

Even so, I, for one, applaud you — if you feel like a cake, it’s nice to finally have the freedom to become one.

Not so long ago, if you told someone you were “cake gender,” they’d think you were baked.

-ALEX

 

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