COVID-19 cut out important American elements — Thanksgiving, toilet paper, the movies, and mouths.
Additionally among those removed: Harvard’s Sex Week.
But don’t be discouraged if you are affected by the deficiency. There is a way to get back on track.
Though the 7-day foray into friskiness was canceled last year, the elite university’s ready for a return to joviality and germs.
On Monday, the campus newspaper reported, “Harvard Sex Week Begins With a Bang.”
The SHEATH student advocacy organization, Sexual Health Education and Advocacy Throughout Harvard College will host a range of conversations ranging from BGLTQ intimacy to sex toys. This year’s programming includes 19 events from Monday to Sunday, such as “A+ Students, F Boys: A Student Panel on Dating and Hookups in College”…
SHEATH’s co-president, Andie E. Turner, laid bare the extravaganza’s goal:
“We include events that are as inclusive, diverse, encouraging of open dialogue as possible for students who both have come to Harvard with little to no sex education in their hometowns, which is my case, or students that had grown up in families or communities that have much more of an open discourse with regards to sexuality, sex intimacy, but just want to further their knowledge.”
Indeed — gains run the gamut.
A festivity Facebook ad touts the “Genesis Group” for “a conversation on [how] you can freeze your eggs…to preserve future fertility.”
Let’s talk about the advantages [of]You can freeze your eggs. Learn more about egg retrieval and the risks. Also, learn how you can get that done for nothing!
Because what college kid isn’t invested in egg icing?
As for inclusion, the eggy endeavor isn’t only for women.
In fact, per the promotion, “anyone with a uterus” is invited.
The schedule’s a veritable panoply of provocation.
On Saturday, interested parties can learn to be lewd: 2:30-3:30 will see “I Want It, I Got It: Vocalizing Desire and Talking Dirty” in the Fong Auditorium.
For those longing to give it their best Lenny Bruce via Ma Bell, there’s Thursday’s “Kiss Me Thru the Phone: Long Distance w/Satisfyer.”
Monday schooled students on “Kinks & Fetishes & Taboos, Oh My!”
Sunday will speak to the exercise of unmentionables with “Vulva Talk,” whereas Tuesday offered “Orgies 101.”
You can also do other activities
- Let’s Talk About Porn, Baby: A Conversation w/Dr. Nancy Bauer
- Won’t Stop Nother But a Sentence; Period Talk w/Flex
- My-Dentity: BGLTQ intimacy
On Saturday, the Ivy League leader will get festive with just a two-word affair, “**** Fest” (to fill in the four-letter blank, apply the appropriate alliteration).
And for those wanting to get back to basics, there’s “What What, in the Butt! Anal 101.”
The dramatic changes in education happening on college campuses have been the focus of headlines for the last few years.
It seems sex-soaked movies of the ’80s — surely now considered sexist — have morphed into modern reality.
These films include The Revenge of the NerdsSimilar events were held as Sex Week. However, now the school is supporting them.
1982’s Porky’s made its bones on boys trying to see into the gals’ shower room. These days, female freshening facilities are open to any sex so long as bathers say they’ll be soaping up as schoolgirls.
Harvard is a pioneer in the new revolution.
Polyamory Gets Another Push, This Time From Harvard Law https://t.co/GejVbiOUqK
— RedState (@RedState) August 9, 2021
Harvard Professor Insists There Are Two Sexes, Colleague Is ‘Appalled’ https://t.co/0V4hX7GW3j
— RedState (@RedState) August 6, 2021
Harvard University launches an app to help BGLTQ students find inclusive restrooms
https://t.co/BtJrNTk55g— RedState (@RedState) February 20, 2021
Are colleges still available for education?
This seems a bit unclear.
However, on-campus values are being redesigned by the White House.
Although, if I had to guess, I’d say that in Washington, Sex Week lasts all year.
-ALEX
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