‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Season Finale Hails ‘Hero’ Anti-Trump Impeachment Witness

Susie: You know Colonel Vindman. 

Larry: Vindman is my hero. Yes, he’s a hero.

Susie: Amazing. He’s amazing. 

Larry: I wonder how many people would have whistled Trump’s ear? 

Susie: This is Susie. 

Larry: I think so, I am going.

Susie: I was thinking, I wanna have a party for Vindman, introduce him to some celebrities, some Hollywood people, make him feel at home in Los Angeles. 

Larry: It’s great. I’ll go, yeah, I’ll go.

Larry: This was just a common Mormon misinterpretation. Also, again, I want to apologize.

Councilwoman:  Well, thank you, Larry. I do appreciate your apology.

Larry: The Mormons are great people. They are a wonderful people. It would be a great honor to make a donation. It would be a great idea to donate. No one has seen such a gift before.

Councilwoman:  A large donation like that could make a difference in so many lives.

Larry:  I’m also wondering if it’s possible you could do me a little favor.

Councilwoman: A favor?

Larry: Yeah, I would love to have your vote to get rid of five-foot fence law. It would be great to have a repeal, a big, beautiful repeal. You know, a lot of people have been talking about that law, telling me what a disgrace it is. There were many very unsavory people and hombres involved.

Councilwoman: Really? I– I had no idea. Was it Councilmember Yovanovitch? I heard she’s voting against it.

Larry:  Yovanovitch, she’s no angel. You can be sure she will go through some tough times. 

Councilwoman: Oh, my. You know what? Head councilmember Weinblatt? 

Larry: It’s been a long time since there was any talk of Weinblatt’s child. He was a son of a construction worker. They make a lot of money.

Councilwoman: N– no. 

Larry: Fences!

Councilwoman: Fences, really?

Larry: Yeah, fences. People are saying that it’s disgraceful and should be looked at.

Councilwoman: I didn’t know any of this was going on behind the scenes.

Larry:  Oh, yeah. Larry: That is why I value your vote so much. 

Councilwoman

Larry:  Yeah, the donation that I was telling you about, we could transfer that tonight. So do we have a deal? 

Councilwoman: You have my support. 

Larry: This is fantastic news. This is fantastic. 

Councilwoman: Thank you, Larry. I’m so glad you called. 

Larry: I’m with you. Okay. Bye! Is this the upstairs bathroom you are using? 

Vindman: Yes, it is. 

Larry: Yeah, you know, the master bathroom, it’s– it’s like the bathroom at the officer’s club. You’re not allowed to use it.

Vindman: My name is Vindman.

Larry: Larry, I don’t think so. 

Vindman: Larry, I heard you calling.

Larry: What?

Vindman : This call has made me concerned.

Larry: This was an excellent call.

Vindman – That was a very poor call. 

Larry: This was flawless! It was perfect! 

Vindman: The call you made was completely wrong.

Larry: Improper?

Vindman: Let me ask you a question. Vindman, I have a question. 

Larry: Um… My uncle, uh, was in World War II. They were given to him.

Vindman:  I’m sure you could do better than that, Larry. 

Larry: OK, I got them from my father. Larry: Okay, my father gave them to me. 

Vindman, I will transcribe the call. It’s going to Santa Monica City Council head. 

Larry: Larry! Why would you want to do that?

Vindman:  It’s the right thing to do to report it. It is my duty.

Larry:  Your duty? Your duty? You have enough of your obligation! Too much responsibility! It’s not your duty. 

Vindman – You can steal shoes from Holocaust Museum

Larry:  It was raining.

Vindman – You can tie off chairs.

Larry: That’s it.

Vindman says: You bribe women in council.

Larry: Eh. 

Vindman: And I’m sure Head Councilman Weinblatt will be very interested in hearing about all this.

Larry:  What? Vindman! Vindman! What are you– What are you doing, Vindman? No, don’t do it! Vindman, get a break! You can take a deep breath, Vindman. This is a terrible situation. Whatever I did, it wasn’t half as bad as your using the upstairs master bathroom! It’s the real crime. Perfect call! It was a perfect call.