Say what you will about Jen Psaki, although we knew she was lying like a rug, I kinda admired her ability to do it — by just stringing actual sentences together, it was an admirable thing in this administration. Her replacement, on the other hand, Karine Jean-Pierre, is so bad at her job, it’s hard to watch. She’s like a six-year-old who just realized she has to go pee and doesn’t have the time to get there. Inept in almost every aspect of her job.
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) July 25, 2022
So the White House has licensed “Clippy” from Microsoft as its new non-gendered “spokesclip.”
Renamed “Joey Clips,” this one can lie 24/7. It will lie about any topic you choose, even 2AM.