White House Introduces a New Spokesperson to Lie 24/7 – Opinion

Say what you will about Jen Psaki, although we knew she was lying like a rug, I kinda admired her ability to do it — by just stringing actual sentences together, it was an admirable thing in this administration. Her replacement, on the other hand, Karine Jean-Pierre, is so bad at her job, it’s hard to watch. She’s like a six-year-old who just realized she has to go pee and doesn’t have the time to get there. Inept in almost every aspect of her job.


So the White House has licensed “Clippy” from Microsoft as its new non-gendered “spokesclip.”

Renamed “Joey Clips,” this one can lie 24/7. It will lie about any topic you choose, even 2AM.

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