WATCH: Tucker Carlson Hilariously Lampoons ‘Tiny Hothouse’ CNN Suspending Fredo

CNN: Reacting Finally, suspending Prime TimeTucker Carlson (Fox News Channel) opened Tucker Carlson’s show by mocking host Chris Cuomo and Tucker Carlson (Host). “[b]ig changes in the tiny hothouse — and it is tiny — of cable news” With the departure “illiterate” A man who regulary spits “a bouillabaisse of incomprehensible grammar,”Cuomo was surprised to defend his brother Andrew Cuomo (D), for helping him.

Carlson started by declaring the possibility of an end to the show “feels like the end of something”As the of “us here at Fox…saw his clips and they transfixed us”You should air them “as a public service but also because, honestly, we could not help ourselves”Yet, it is amazing to see how “a man who could barely speak English [would] up with a paying job on television.”

 

 

Carlson made a couple more jokes before he began his strange weight-lifting videos.

Did it have to do with some strange affirmative action program that was for the illiterate. It was not something we could figure out. It was amazing to witness it. One sentence after another, with a confusing grammar. It was all confusing. You were unable to understand it.

This is what you should do “Cuomo was a buffoon” An “incredibly self-righteous and false” Carlson claimed that Cuomo did not suffer any consequences from Cuomo after he faked Covid quarantine and staged his reemergence in his basement. Instead, Carlson said what did result in a suspension was Cuomo’s collusion with his brother to respond to sexual harassment claims.

Carlson made clear he wasn’t defending Andrew’s behavior, but said Cuomo put family first even though he’s “an idiot” and thus more of a man than Brian Stelter (click “expand”):

Andrew Cuomo, Chris Cuomo’s older brother, was Chris Cuomo and you should treat them as such. When they’re in dire need, you help. Period. It’s called loyalty. It’s a strange concept, both at CNN and in other media outlets. Do you know of anyone at CNN and any other network that is left-leaning who would sacrifice his job in order to support his brother? No. They are careerists. These people are careerists who have no qualms. [PUTS BRIAN STELTER’S FACE ON-SCREEN]Do you believe Jeff Zucker would tell this man to decry his wife in public? He wouldn’t. But not for a second. 

So when we tell you that the media are corrupt, we don’t just mean they’re corrupt politically. But it goes much deeper. The most crucial roles of life are not acknowledged by them: Your first duty is to your loved ones. Your first obligation is not to the state, it’s not to a political party, it’s not to Jeff Zucker or some creepy billionarist at Atlantic magazine. It’s not even to your own career. The most fundamental obligation you have is to those close to you. When they need your help, no matter who they are, even if you’re the governor of a state, even if they’re horrible people, you help them anyway because it’s your family. Chris Cuomo is an idiot, and he knows that. It is a terrible thing to get fired.

After a brief interview with Jason Whitlock as the lead, Carlson pulled back the humors and began to wonder what CNN’s Cuomo-less lineup would mean. He started by sharing a funny graphic his producers had created. “Dwarf King” Jeff Zucker and “his minions” Stelter and Lemon “putting Chris Cuomo in a shallow grave.”

Vince Coglianese (our friend, WMAL host) joined the party. He had a great time and did a little comedy of his very own. “I think I figured out why Chris Cuomo lifts so much. It’s because he was the only guy carrying that network’s ratings. Despite the fact that those ratings are small, Chris Cuomo was still the network’s only draw…[T]he typical American meathead was about the only thing that was actually getting an audience.”

Carlson said it after he made the comment “being the highest rated anchor on CNN really is being like the best caterer in Uzbekistan,” Coglianese closed out by citing the fact that this endeavor showed which voices actually matter to the elites and which ones don’t (click “expand”):

COGLIANESE: Yeah, exactly. And what happens is now — is that this is kind of a — it’s kind of a good tell for what, like, our ruling class is interested in. The elites tend to be very closed-minded. They do not care what is most interesting to the average viewer. They don’t care that the way you probably had watched CNN through the last few years has been you accidentally bumped into it at an airport. This is not the point. It is about their friends. The New York Times think? Second The New York Times

CARLSON: Right. 

COGLIANESE: — and AtlanticChris Cuomoomo became a traitor and was expelled from the ship. This is — it’s a — these are people who do not care about the average American. These people care less about me than they do the people they meet at lunch.

CARLSON – Imagine being a boss who cares about you. Atlantic Magazine thinks? I mean, that’s — it — it’s beyond. Imagine knowing someone who cares what —

COGLIANESE: Yes.

CARLSON: — AtlanticMagazines think or read The New York Times It is taken seriously. Blehhh! Make new friends.

Click here to view the FNC transcripts from November 30.

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