This seems to be what is considered comedy in 2022, and network television. During Monday’sJimmy Kimmel Live, the eponymous ABC host played a sketch with young girls playing with what were referred to as “Anti-Vaxx Barbie” in a cheap shot at unvaccinated Americans, portraying them as anti-Semitic, deranged, misinformed, and even violent.
“You know, there’s so much stuff to sell to these anti-vaxxers and the folks at Mattel are no dummies. They made a mint over Christmas with a twist on what is probably America’s all-time favorite doll,”Kimmel started, proclaiming to a woman announcer “a new doll in town and the fun is contagious.”
The announcer proclaimed she’s talking about “Anti-Vaxx Barbie.” Accompanying this Faux Barbie, ABC had her wearing shirts that say things like, “I call my own shots,” “I’m not your lab rat,” “Hoax,” and “Johnson & Johnson or Satan & Satan.”
Adding she’s “independent,” “strong,” and “doesn’t trust science,” Barbie was then heard saying (via a girl playing with her) that “Bill Gates is the anti-Christ”While a Barbie brunette replied, “vaccines are Satan’s blood.”
Mocking Americans who distrust the vaccines based on things they’ve read online, Barbie could be heard reacting to something she read on her computer: “It says here Moderna turns your teeth Jewish.”
It was funny because the audience from the extreme left laughed.
After the scene in the store, Barbie made fun of those who couldn’t get vaccinated due to medical reasons.
ANNOUNCER 1: Bring your Barbie everywhere. Shopping –
STOREKEEPER BARBIE: I’m sorry, you can’t come in here without a mask.
BARBIE [wearing “Hoax” sweater]: I’m suffering from a medical condition. [HAS SEIZURES, HITS STOREKEEPER] Uh! Uh!
BRUNETTE BARBIE [wearing “Pfizer Tells Liezers!” t-shirt]: I’m recording this bitch and you’re going to jail.
Two more images were shown in the ad to prove that unvaccinated Americans can be violent and clueless. Barbie thanked her Horse Dancer for this. “sharing”After being duct-taped to her airplane seat, she screamed and took ivermectin.
A Ken Doll and a T-shirt with the Ken Doll’s name on it are great ideas. “Let’s Go Brandon,”Barbie went one step further and illustrated those who aren’t vaccinated as being violent when she asked Ken to show her. “go throw eggs at nurses”Together.
Ah, yes. Ah, yes.
Even though Ken lovingly was stated by the announcer “the only mandate this Barbie cares about,” Ken replied he couldn’t because “Alex Jones is talking about monoclonal anti-blotters.”
This was, of course, a cheap shot at monoclonal antibodies which were long denigrated and/or dismissed by liberals. Assisted as an effective COVID-19 treatment.
This intellectually braindead ad ended with the announcer boasting that “Anti-Vaxx Barbie” is “exclusively available in Florida and Kentucky”As a means of attacking red states, the first being headed by Governor Ron DeSantis. (R-FL).
In the stinger the commercial featured Barbie trying to inhale while being hooked up to an oxygen concentrator. With the audience’s cheering and applause, a second announcer said they’re “available at Walgreens”While the first one quipped: “Barbie Dream Ventilator sold separately.”
This divisive sketch masquerading as comedy against the unvaccinated was made possible thanks to the endorsement of advertisers such as Allstate and Wendy’s. Follow the links to see their contact information at the MRC’s Conservatives Fight Back page.
To see the relevant ABC transcript from January 10, click “expand.”
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live
January 10, 2022
Eastern, 11:54JIMMY KIMMEL: You know, there’s so much stuff to sell to these anti-vaxxers and the folks at Mattel are no dummies. They made a mint over Christmas with a twist on what is probably America’s all-time favorite doll.
ANNOUNCER 1: A new doll is in town, and it’s contagious. It’s Anti-Vaxx Barbie. [BARBIE WITH T-SHIRT, “I CALL MY OWN SHOTS”] She’s strong. She’s independent. She does not trust science.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
BARBIE: Bill Gates, the Antichrist.
BARBIE’S FRIEND: Vaccines are Satan’s blood. [GIRLS LAUGH]
ANNOUNCER #1: Barbie stands at the computer so she can do her own research.
BARBIE [wearing “I’m Not Your Lab Rat” t-shirt]: It says here Moderna turns your teeth Jewish.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
ANNOUNCER #1: Take your Barbie everywhere. Shopping –
STOREKEEPER BARBIE: I’m sorry, you can’t come in here without a mask.
BARBIE [wearing “Hoax” sweater]: I’m suffering from a medical condition. [HAS SEIZURES, HITS STOREKEEPER] Uh! Uh!
BRUNETTE BARBIE [wearing “Pfizer Tells Liezers!” t-shirt]: I’m recording this bitch and you’re going to jail.
ANNOUNCER #1: – to the stables –
BARBIE: Thank you for sharing your medicine, dancer. [NEIGHS WHILE TAKING IVERMECTIN]
ANNOUNCER #1: – and on the plane. [SCREAMS WHILE DUCT-TAPED TO CHAIR] And the only mandate this Barbie cares about is with her proud boyfriend Ken.
BARBIE [wearing “Johnson & Johnson or Satan & Satan” t-shirt]: Hi, Ken. Do you want to throw eggs at nurses and doctors?
KEN DOLL [wearing “Let’s Go Brandon!” t-shirt]: Sorry, babe, can’t hear you. Alex Jones is talking about monoclonal anti-blotters.
[BARBIE AND KEN KISS]
ANNOUNCER #1: Anti-vaxx Barbie, exclusively available in Florida and Kentucky. [BARBIE ON VENTILATOR] [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] Barbie Dream Ventilator sold separately.
ANNOUNCER #2: Available at Walgreen’s.
[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
KIMMEL: Alright.
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