The world local weather convention, referred to as COP26 and sponsored by the United Nations (that factor we pay for), ends in three days. You need to really feel higher already. I do. Rainbows will seem and birds will chirp in concord. Frogs will sing and a speaking baboon will maintain Kimba aloft. I can’t watch for the day after the convention ends and we’re actually in a Disney film. Actually. Or, possibly not.
China, the world’s largest polluter by an extended shot, didn’t present. It’s comprehensible. China is taken into account, within the parlance of our “betters,” a “growing nation”. I’m not certain what they’re growing. Extra nukes; positively extra pandemics. Who is aware of? However we do know China isn’t growing any plans to cut back emissions. China signed the Paris Accord however hasn’t abided by it. It’d after it “develops” just a few hundred extra coal-fired energy crops. America pulled out of the Paris Accord throughout Trump’s reign of environmental terror, however we decreased air pollution. Bizarre.
For almost two weeks, Greta Thunberg has been screeching right into a megaphone. She retains screaming: “Blah Blah Blah!” I imagine “Blah Blah Blah” is the 2021 model of “How Dare You?!”
It’s all a really profitable junket for world leaders who make guarantees to repair one thing they can’t repair, and blame the USA and blame China, all whereas flying non-public planes; and blame the unwashed plenty, whereas consuming costly wine and munching costly imported meals. All to halt a rise in temperature that nobody can really feel.
Obama took a vacay from his 12 million greenback Matha’s Winery mansion to lecture everybody about decreasing their carbon footprint, and responsible “non-sciencey” folks and, after all, Trump. Nobody has ever seen Obama’s tutorial data so he could be essentially the most sciencey-scientist ever. Heck, he was awarded a Nobel Prize for respiratory so, possibly if he simply stopped speaking, greenhouse gasses could be decreased to pre-Columbian ranges. However in case you doubt any of his presents, you’re a racist.
Right this moment, COP26 hosted one other environmental champion named “Little Amal.” Little Amal is a big, 12-foot-tall, puppet. Little Amal, whose head is as empty as a balloon, “walked” into the convention, “appeared” in regards to the room, pretended to learn screens and act like an actual individual. Her eyelids even began to shut. The face – lifeless like a corpse. I do know, it seems like our president. With the assistance of Samoan “Local weather Warrior,” the enormous faux human lectured the world about rising seawater.
The UN appears to have adopted “faux” pictures to push local weather change. A couple of weeks in the past, a faux CG dinosaur lectured the world on the basic meeting in New York. Two years in the past, Geta Thunberg (on the time a 16-year-old), whose solely experience is a level in Outrage, was allowed to lecture the world. “How Dare You?!” in 2021, it’s “Blah Blah Blah.”
Progress.
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