With the economy collapsing, inflation soaring, and Biden wandering aimlessly around Europe, there’s not been a lot of fun going on in the United States lately. Yesterday’s January 6th “emergency” hearing changed all that.
Following Cassidy Hutchinson’s now-debunked testimony that Donald Trump came unglued, fought with two Secret Service agents, and attempted to commandeer a presidential vehicle, the memes flowed like milk and honey–and we could all use a good laugh, right?
Gaze upon these masterpieces as you remix “Jesus, Take the Wheel,” in your head while inserting Trump’s name.
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) June 28, 2022
Omg pic.twitter.com/aPquTq9iYB
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) June 28, 2022
OMG NO!! They released the tape!!😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/hgI6ITRmZs
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) June 29, 2022
https://t.co/0ydLgr4R2a pic.twitter.com/2AZyoOhBXq
— Sir-Micks-A-Lot (@sir_micks_alot) June 28, 2022
— NautPoso 🇮🇪☘️ (@NautPoso) June 29, 2022
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) June 28, 2022
This is one of those instances where I wish a crazy story about Trump didn’t turn out to be false. Comedy gold is the image of Trump, an obese man in his late 70s who chokes Secret Services agents while wrestling to control a suburban government car. Alas, it wasn’t meant to be, as it turned out to be another bout of fake news.
Of course, Hutchinson herself didn’t escape the meme-fest either.
#January6thHearings pic.twitter.com/rKK57OycHz
— Mrs. Brassenstein (@MBrassenstein) June 29, 2022
— Election Wizard 🇺🇸 (@ElectionWiz) June 29, 2022
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) June 29, 2022
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) June 29, 2022
Just incredible stuff, but I’ll stop there so my editors don’t kill me. Heck, I’m just hoping they even publish this, at this point.
Hutchinson did not believe that anyone would investigate her claims. A case so unlikely and with two Secret Service Agents involved? She and the Jan 6th Committee, who knew that there were conflicting witnesses, just accepted the situation anyway. That probably wasn’t the best move, if the goal was to establish Hutchinson’s credibility as providing the “smoking gun” against Trump. However, Liz Cheney’s crew has never been accused of being intelligent.