PETA Wants Baseball to Replace ‘Bullpen’ With ‘Arm Barn,’ Cementing their Place in Clown World – Opinion

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals decided to search for relevancy as the World Series was in full swing. This gem was tweeted by them from their Twitter page:

This clown, you know, has never played or watched any baseball.

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The term “bullpen” has been used in baseball since the sport really took hold around the late 1800s.

The bullpen is the place where the pitchers are warm-up in baseball. As they prepare to replace the pitcher, relievers warm up during games.

Now, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is hoping those around the sport will reconsider using the word “bullpen.” In a release Thursday, PETA said the baseball world should substitute the word “bullpen,” which references the area where bulls are kept for slaughter.

Your suggestion? Arm Barn.

Evocative words are what they do best. While English is better at this, there are some winners. “fraught,” “loquacious,” and “concise,” are a few that come to mind. There is a visual symbolism that goes with the word, “bullpen.” “Arm Barn,” simply does not cut it.

Really.

PETA is playing language police on how to relate to animals. The results are hilarious. Back in January, PETA wanted us to stop being “specieist” and using supremacist and demeaning slurs like “chicken,” “pig,” “snake,” and “rat,” as euphemisms for human moral deficiencies.

Don’t you know you’re hurting that snake’s feelings?! Take a look! He’s slithering away in Shame….

Three years ago, PETA wanted us to stop using verbal “microaggressions,” such as, “kill two birds with one stone,” “bring home the bacon,” and, “beat a dead horse.”

This stuff is impossible to believe, but PETA seems to have done it for you.

With gas prices and inflation on the rise, and our supply-chain in crisis, “bringing home the bacon” has taken on new meaning. Even though it is more expensive, those who are still able can appreciate the ability to make this happen. These phrases will be remembered by people, but I doubt they’ll change their minds. It is doubtful that animals truly care. Except for my dogs and my cats, I usually feed the animals around me.

Just sayin’.

PETA trafficking in linguistic gymnastics takes away from the genuinely animal-saving work they do accomplish, and the alarm bells that should be raised, like slamming Dr. Anthony “Mengele” Fauci’s NIH-funded, gain-of-function research that tortured beagles in the name of sCiEnCE

PETA needs to get back to the release of animals from labs. Baseball is dead.

 

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