You received an Easter visit from the Easter Bunny. The Easter bunny visited a Texas elementary school, and he wasn’t the same as you.
As reported by Austin’s KXAN, on Friday, Gullett Elementary School was graced with the presence of a cute costumed bunny.
The purported school parent handed out eggs — many of which concerned the kind that mix with sperm:
According to Gullett family letters, certain eggs contained candy and others had unopened condoms.
Finally, the lascivious lavamorph moved on:
After being asked to move, the parent moved onto a sidewalk where she continued giving away eggs. [Austin Independent School District said].
Some moms and dads weren’t convinced the erotic herbivore captured the season’s spirit.
His judgment is the best tweetNathan Jensen is one of them.
“A parent showed up at my kids’ elementary school dressed as an Easter Bunny during pickup. A lot of candy was inside the eggs he handed out. Many were filled with condoms that had not been opened. Not sure this is the ‘Austin weird’ I signed up for.”
As relayed by KXAN, sex isn’t something being basketed for little boys and girls at Gullett. However, it could be.
Currently, the youngest students in Austin ISD aren’t even learning anything related to “human sexuality and responsibility.” K-2 lessons are on hold as the district works to revise lessons based on recent legislation.
As for “legislation,” the elicit Easter antics bring to mind Florida’s so-called “Don’t Say Gay” bill, which — oddly — isn’t about not saying gay.
We’ve got one thing to say to our GOP colleagues — GAY! pic.twitter.com/AiXzW0chUq
— Florida Senate Democrats (@FLSenateDems) March 7, 2022
As you’re surely aware, that initiative bans sex education for very young children. The measure has been condemned by many Left-leaning parties with great zeal.
Jen Psaki from the White House recently wept about tiny tots being not educated on gender identity and sex.
DeSantis Press Secretary Finishes Psaki Off After She Cries about How Meaning Parental Rights Laws are
— RedState (@RedState) April 20, 2022
Jen’s got considerable company:
Nebraska Eyes Ensuring Kindergarteners Have Gender Identity. Eleven-Years Learn Pansexuality, Demigenderism and More
New York Democrat: Sex Ed Would Teach 11-Year Olds About Pansexuality and Anal Sex
San Diego School District adds 2000 LGBTQ+ books for elementary students
Washington State Orders Teachers to Hide Kindergarteners’ Gender Transition From Their Parents
Back to Austin, perverted Peter Cottontail won’t be welcome back.
Tammy Thompson, principal of Gullett Elementary School, stated the following:
A letter addressed to parents [Tammy]According to the letter, the school did not approve nor plan the event. The letter said officials spoke with the parent about the “inappropriate nature of their activity.”
When I was a kid, Easter was about getting peeps…
— 👾Zwahk Muchoney (@MuchoneyZ) April 13, 2022
The way we’re headed, 20 years from now, it might be about getting peepshows.
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