Juin was already over, I thought. I don’t understand why San Francisco is having yet another Pride Parade. Don’t they know about the super dangerous monkeypox pandemic occurring?!
They do. But who are they going to blame homosexuals for their actions or cancel a sacred feast on their liturgical calendar? According to Breitbart, San Francisco held a “Kink and Fetish” sex festival despite the monkeypox pandemic.
Monkeypox was declared a public emergency by city officials days before the festival. But don’t worry, the organizers took the necessary precautions to limit the spread. No, they didn’t cancel gay orgies but put the sex toy and dog-collar booths ten feet apart and required monkeypox and coronavirus vaccines before entering. “Things that used to be audience participation are not, to keep people from smooshing together,” Angel Adeyoha, executive director of Folsom Street, the group that produces the Up Your Alley event,” said in a San Francisco Chronicle report. “We’re trying to keep people from smooshing together.” So before you get whipped by a strange man in leather, make sure to get your vaccine!
The organizers were not pleased with the attendance, despite all precautions. The festival attracted only 7,000 people, despite the fact that the organizers had hired professional fetishists.
“Speaking as a veteran of the HIV wars, we don’t preach.” Cal Callahan, manager of the city’s official Leather & LGBTQ Cultural District, said in the Chronicle report. “We offer information.” Do they offer information about how Monkeypox is getting spread?
“With this crowd, everyone wants to get paddled,” said Big Daddy Larry Rich, CEO of Bare Chest Calendar. “If it doesn’t land there, people ask to spin it again. San Francisco is a kinky city, and this fair is our dirty little secret.”
Secret? So lucky should we be.
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