If you’re like me, you love otters — they’re cute, playful, and adorable online.
If you’re like Graham George Spencer, however, you’re utterly anti-otter.
According to the New York Post Graham, a British-born native was seen recently walking through Singapore Botanic Gardens.
You chose it from the list of animals you should be observing.
The colossal adorableness of this video is amazing!
But they do say so at the zooAnything with a mouth is capable of biting.
Just ask Graham — he found out the hard way.
Oder, go with the herd.
Semiaquatic psychos took the job of this 60-year-old woman.
You can read more about it at the Post
[Graham]…was…approaching the visitors center when he spotted around 20 otters crossing a dimly-lit path in front of him. He said it was his first encounter with the mustelids, despite having been walking there every morning for the past five months.
One jogger ran through the crowd, setting them off.
The otters went “crazy like dogs” and tried to rip into the runner.
The animals turned towards you-know-who when the escapee fled.
Although no word has been given on the marshmallows they used, the animals ate Grahams like crackers.
They attacked and attacked s’more.
According to media reports, Spencer was reportedly kicked in the ankles by the ornery otters. They then jumped on Spencer and began to bite him around the legs, shoes, and buttocks. One even nipped his finger.
Within ten seconds, 26 bites were made on him.
Salvation came after the victim’s friend, who was about “15 paces” away, ran up to him screaming and yelling in an attempt to scare the hairy hooligans away.
Graham hightailed it to the visitor’s center with the vicious weasel-like wackos in pursuit.
He was able to make it in safety.
The guard took care of his injuries and the injured man was taken to the nearby hospital.
This was a costly ordeal.
Doctors administered Spencer oral antibiotics, tetanus shots, and stitches to his wounds. He was discharged the next day. He claimed that he was back in the hospital 3 times and has accumulated $1,200 in medical expenses.
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All stories include aggression.
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Graham feels blessed to be alive, says Graham.
“If it wasn’t for my friend, I don’t think I’d still be here.”
Given the ferocity of the assailment, visitors to the park are being warned to watch out for otters — especially if the boot-sized beasts’ babies are nearby.
Customers are urged to be aware that signs were posted outside the building.
According to the Post, these attacks are uncommon.
Bernard Seah, a member of tracking organizations OtterWatch and the Otter Working Group, said Spencer’s attackers were a pack of smooth-coated otters called the “Zouk family,” which are reportedly “the most human-tolerant otter family” in Singapore.
“In my years of documenting otters’ behaviors, I have never heard of such an aggressive attack,” said the incredulous researcher.
As this was relayed to Reuters, the jogger who jogged the otters’ ire may have accidentally stepped on one.
Either way, it’s an odd era for animals, indeed.
The most bizarre: Human antics.
ThisBehaviors never seen before have been displayed by species.
They’ve blanketed themselves where they breathe, holed up in their homes, and stayed a body’s length apart when greater distance wasn’t doable.
It has been in existence for more than one year.
It doesn’t get any otter…than that.
-ALEX
A British man taking an early morning walk in the Singapore Botanic Gardens said he was attacked by a pack of wild otters, leaving him with 26 wounds on his buttocks, legs and fingers https://t.co/yVWPUSpm4w pic.twitter.com/UdQ4U61rFo
— Reuters (@Reuters) December 11, 2021
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