Game on, “King” — Kyle’s in the house!
Los Angeles Laker LeBron James might be one of the best players in the history of the National Basketball Association — I have my doubts — but from Black Lives Matter to sucking up to Nike and Communist China to the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse, who was acquitted on all charges in the August 2020 shooting deaths of two attackers and wounding of a third in Kenosha last month, this guy has done just about everything he could do to destroy what, at one time, was a positive view from a majority of NBA fans around the league.
Sports fans, those days are gone.
James seems to have a natural love for… Running his mouth about controversial issues — way out over his skis? It works. The guy just won’t shut up. In response to Rittenhouse clearly suffering a PTSD breakdown on the witness stand, the “sports hero” mocked:
What tears ????? I didn’t see one. It was amazing! Before he entered court, the boy had some lemonheads. 🤣🤣🤣
Shame on you, “GOAT” — in your mind. Please.
What tears ????? I didn’t see one. It was amazing! Before he entered court, the boy had some lemonheads. 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/LKwYssIUmD
— LeBron James (@KingJames) November 11, 2021
Welp, now that young Kyle Rittenhouse has been cleared of all charges and can speak his mind about LeBron James and his mouth-running he’s doing just that. In no uncertain terms
Obviously, my headline was (and will forevermore be, in meme lore) a reference to the “F*** Joe Biden!” chant at a NASCAR race that became a worldwide sensation. While “Brandon” doesn’t flow with “James” the way it does with “Biden,” the message remains the same. And far more personal — for good reason.
Rittenhouse told “You Are Here” host Elijah Schaffer he used to be a LeBron James fan.
Operative words: “used to be.”
He said it because I used to be a Lakers fan before that. He said that to me because LeBron was my favorite player. And then I’m like, you know what? F*** you, LeBron.
**Warning: rough language**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R9woSO6y_o
They are well deserving.
This is a funny aside SatireThe more fun it is, the better! The Babylon Bee published a piece last week entitled Rittenhouse sends LeBron James some lemon drops to help him get over covid.
Rittenhouse Sends LeBron James Some Lemon Drops To Help Him Get Over Covid https://t.co/F1BhvPLJFe
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 5, 2021
James complained after he tested positive for COVID-19 and was then forced to cancel a game. He also returned two negative PCR results within 48 hours.
It was clear that I would be cleared. I never ever felt sick at all. It is possible to be asymptomatic. If I did have a positive COVID, what would we do? We are not talking about what?
This was a poor handling of the matter. That’s the part that kind of angered me. It was up to me to find a way for myself to return to Sacramento. They wouldn’t allow anyone to travel with me, no security, no anything.
The humanity of mankind! Poor zillionaire.
Enter, The Bee — and nobody does it better.
Upon hearing of the famed sports celebrity’s plight, Guardian of Kenosha Kyle Rittenhouse was moved with compassion and mailed a box of lemon drops to Lebron to help him recover from COVID.
“I heard you liked these, get well soon,” said a note from Rittenhouse on the package of Lemonheads, “reported” The Bee.
LeBron was so shocked by the Lemonheads that he began to cry. He wasn’t used to the tart taste. According to a spokesperson, the player may have to play a couple more games before he can fully recover.
LeBron James remains, despite all of his skills in basketball, an out-of touch, purposely ignorant fool.
Check out this unrelated piece I wrote about a former prince.
Do You Hate Your Job ‘Just Quit,’ Says Clueless Multi-Millionaire Former Prince
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