RedState published a report a few days back about the surprising case that Kamala Harris was as popular as an eye stick. While Joe Biden has been setting new lows in his own approval ratings, Harris clocked in at a dreadful 28% approval in USA Today’s latest poll.
Vice President Kamala Harris’ approval rating is 28% – even worse than Biden’s. The poll shows that 51% disapprove of the job she’s doing. Undecided: 21% of respondents are undecided.
But if you were sitting around running all the possibilities, desperately trying to figure out how a politician as charismatic and charming as Harris could possibly be less popular than a stubbed toe in the dark, I’ve got good news. Jimmy Kimmel (late-night host, and alleged comedian) has finally solved this mystery.
@jimmykimmelWhy? @VPHarris’ popularity is due to the fact that Americans are racist and sexist. pic.twitter.com/Bnhzpvvnrd
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 10, 2021
You see, it’s not the fact that Harris is deeply inauthentic, to the point of hiring child actors to try to make herself seem more likable. It’s not that she’s failed on every major task she’s been assigned, most importantly the border crisis. It’s not even that she laughs wildly at the most inappropriate times.
No, the reason Harris is unpopular is that you are a racist, sexist bigot who just won’t allow yourself to appreciate her greatness. You should take some time to think about how you’ve let our elites down by holding a non-approved opinion about a politician they love and consider changing course immediately. For the benefit of Kamala, Harris’ country and for your own personal growth.
Of course, there’s always the possibility that Kimmel is just a lazy partisan hack who wouldn’t know a good joke if it punched him in the face. On second thought, that’s probably it.
Besides, by Kimmel’s logic, black Democrat primary voters are racist and sexist as well. After all, they largely shunned Harris during the 2020 presidential race (Note: Harris’ campaign did not actually make it to 2020) after Tulsi Gabbard decapitated the then-senator from California during a debate.
Now let’s do the math on this and ask ourselves what’s more likely? Is it possible that everyone, from Republicans to black Democrat primary voters, is a rabid bigot who unfairly judge Kamala Harris? Or that she is just a terrible politician who has earned every bit of the scorn she’s currently receiving? I know where I’ve got my money.