Illinois Public School Advertises ‘After School Satan Club’ To Kids

Don’t forget guys! Conservative parents worried about their kids might be domestic terrorists or extremists. However, staff members who are teaching children pernicious CRT lessons and disturbing trans orthodoxy or LGTBQ as well as allowing Satanic afterschool programs to be taught are the noble victims of militant parents. 

You read it correctly. A Satanic after-school club is the latest evil to appear in public schools.

According to yaf.org, “Jane Addams Elementary in Illinois agreed to host multiple events sponsored by The Satanic Temple, specifically targeted at children.” In its piece the conservative outlet featured a photo of a disturbing club’s flier that was advertised to school children.

Screenshot from YAF Photo.

The club’s logo is prominent at the top of the flier. The flier depicts a cartoonish, cutesy Satan dressed as a teacher and sporting goat-like hair. It’s amazing that school children can find the devil attractive! Around the image of lil’ Luci is a banner featuring the name of the club which is, “The Satanic Temple After School Satan Club.”

Ah so this is the K-12-oriented offshoot of “The Satanic Temple,” that group of religion haters that demand governments across the country remove Christian imagery from government buildings or courthouses, or give equal space to Satanic symbols. In protest against a Ten Commandments statue that was erected at the Arkansas State Capitol, in 2018, the Satanic Temple put a Baphomet statue (a very grotesque representation of Lucifer) in front of the Arkansas State Capitol.

Satanic Temple members describe themselves less Satanic but more pro-free expression and religious liberty. This is because they dislike America acknowledging the Christian God that granted their rights. That’s not separation of church and state, man. 

Really, they’re invoking Satan for the destruction of Christian imagery. And, whether they worship Satan or not, they’re still doing the job for him at the end of the day.

The diabolic after school program is back. The club’s flier features a disturbing tagline which reads, “Hey kids, let’s have fun at after School Satan Club!” Yeah kids, that doesn’t sound weird at all.

The paper then tries to reassure parents that at the club they will teach kids “Benevolence and empathy, Critical thinking, Problem solving, creative expression, and personal sovereignty” – of course outside the Judeo-Christian framework of morality. It sounds like it could lead to catastrophe. 

You know who else pursued “personal sovereignty” outside of God’s kingdom? Yes, it was the devil. 

Also what systems of “benevolence and empathy” divorced from Christianity have we seen crop up in recent years? Antifa, Black Lives Matter. All of us know how much fulfillment these groups provided to society.

Towards the bottom of the flier, there’s a permission slip for parents to sign to allow their kids to join the club. The line they can agree to literally says, “Yes, my child has permission to attend the After School Satan Club.” 

Any parent who signs their child up for this should receive their “dumbest parent of the year award” upon turning in these permission slips. 

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