Let’s begin with the usual disclaimer for these cases: The opinion of NBC “Late Night” host Seth Meyers about anything COVID-related could not be more irrelevant to those who deal in facts and real science.
RedState does cover the right and their ridiculous stories to assist our readers in keeping up with the lunacy. And today’s episode of “Captain Butthurt from Planet COVID” affords us a perfect opportunity to do just that. (Damn! I love my job.
Our episode begins with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R, of course) telling an assembled group of relieved high school kids they didn’t have to wear their masks if they’d rather not. As RedState reported, DeSantis told the delighted kids it’s time to “stop with this COVID theater.”
You don’t have to use those masks. I mean, please take them off honestly, it’s not doing anything, and we got to stop with this COVID theater. So, if you want to wear it, fine but this is—this is—ridiculous.
Yes.
This political science program cannot continue.
It’s curtain call for COVID theater. pic.twitter.com/CoUIC6NX83
— Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantisFL) March 3, 2022
Meyers was unable to keep his cool on Thursday, so he lost the show. The program aired Friday morning. As reported by NewsBusters, Seth wondered “how much of a d**k” DeSantis must be to defy the ridiculous, never-ending, left-wing COVID narrative.
The renowned COVID expert was particularly impressive in his worthless “knowledge” about all things Masks — as transcribed by NewsBusters (emphasis and bracketed commentary, mine):
[Warning: contains coarse language]
How much of a d**k do you have to be to yell [DeSantis didn’t even come close to yelling]A bunch of students from high schools who just want to feel safe. [Wrong, Captain Butthurt; the students were trying to avoid the wrath of the mask police.]
They’re actually doing the right thing [wrong] and you’re scolding them for it [more wrong]. You’re like an old man who sees a bunch of innocent teens walking by and screams, “Hey, you kids get on my lawn! And while you’re at it, throw a Frisbee through my window. It’s not a trap.” [Wrong again, Scooter: DeSantis is following the science. You know, like you and your left-wing brethren preached incessantly — until the science no longer comported with your silly narrative.]
Also, let’s just establish the facts here: DeSantis is obviously wrong, and masks absolutely help control the spread of COVID. [This is where it gets good.]
The effectiveness of a mask is a key factor in protecting your skin. Studies repeatedly prove this. Ideally, everyone should have access to high-quality, high-filtration, medical-grade masks like N95s, KN95s, KF94s, and my personal favorite, the AC360, which makes the bottom half of your face look like Anderson Cooper’s.
The cute little reference to CNN — AKA: The Most Trusted Name in News™ — “journalist” Anderson Cooper aside, recent studies have shown that imposing masking on millions of children “provides little discernible benefit.”
Hell, as RedState reported in August 2021, the CDC itself found statistically insignificant differences between schools that required kids to wear masks and those that did not — but failed to include that finding in a 28 May 2021Summary report. No doubt an “oversight.”
We can continue Continue reading reality?
As RedState reported in late February, the CDC announced that more than 70 percent of Americans live in places where healthy people — including school students — can safely stop wearing masks indoors. [Of course, the CDC was simply catching up with the sane and rational among us, but still, Seth — the CDC.]
No matter to left-wing crusader Meyers, whose degree of butthurt continued to rise as he ridiculously bit on DeSantis’s reference to “COVID theater”— which is precisely why the Florida governor made the reference. This is how I refer to the “COVID theater” reference.
Per NewsBusters:
What is COVID theatre? [It’s what you and your left-wing comrades bust out without fail on a daily basis, Seth.]Do you think those are plays in which all actors must stand at six feet? ‘I just saw the COVID theater production of Les MisThe stage measured the same size as a football field. [Laughter from the peanut gallery.]
And yet, it won’t surprise you to learn that he was celebrated later that night by a host on Fox News, who thought it was hilarious that he yelled at a bunch of teenagers who were trying to stay safe and do the right thing.
DeSantis didn’t yell again Anybody. The governor What did you do?He was disgusted by the inexplicable behavior.
The obligatory Fox News shot reminds us once again how the left is afraid of Fox News and its audience at night; it dwarfs our fears. Combinated viewership of CNN and MSNBC on a regular basis.
But, keep this in mind All left-wing narratives:
All facts, logics, history and common sense which are contrary to left-wing propaganda should be discredited, lies about, ignored, dismissed or ridiculed. These are just a few COVID examples.
White House Makes Demand of Big Tech Platforms to Address COVID-19 ‘Misinformation’
WaPo Finally Says It: ‘Mask Mandates Didn’t Make Much of a Difference Anyway’
WATCH: Las Vegas Kids Hear That They Don’t Have To Wear Masks!
Let’s get to the bottom of it:
Seth Meyers may be insignificant, but left-wing misinformation it is. You must expose it as much as you can. Thank God, it’s a target-rich environment on a daily basis.
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