The fifth season of Netflix’s Big Mouth On November 5, ten brand new episodes were added to the streaming service. As the other seasons, this season features non-stop masturbation, crude sex puns and teenage angst. Holiday episodes for Thanksgiving and Christmas were included with the Christmas episode being particularly disgusting with a full-frontal shot of Santa’s naked penis.
The special “A Very Big Mouth Christmas” episode begins with “Hormone Monster” Maury saying that the show will deliver what no other Christmas special will – the viewers will see “Santa’s dick.” True to his words, this is exactly what happens. Two 400-year-old virgins, the elves, enter Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus’s bedroom to have sex. Santa discovers that the elves have arrived and he faces them. His naked penis is revealed. Lovely.
In Episode one, titled “No Nut November” the boys are instructed in how to come to climax without ejaculating, called “edging,” by Maury. Andrew, voiced by John Mulaney, loses the challenge to not masturbating for a month. Andrew, along with Nick (voice of Nick Kroll) and Jessi (voice of Jessi Klein), is sitting on a couch at Nick’s house watching a movie. Andrew looks at a family picture and ends up masturbating to Nick’s bikini-clad sister’s picture. In front of all, he ejaculates upon himself and on the couch. As if seeing Andrew hump a couch isn’t enough, the episode ends with a montage showing various young characters masturbating at bedtime.
In Episode two, “The Shame Lizard Rises”, there is plenty of body-shaming during co-ed swim class. Lola, voice of Nick Kroll), announces during class that Jay (voiced by Jason Mantzoukas), is not circumcised. He’s the only one so the others are fascinated by this information. Matthew (voice of Andrew Rannells) is a gay character and he is very interested in seeing Jay’s erect penis. Jay shows Matthew that Matthew’s aroused. Jay isn’t gay but, of course, since this is Netflix, Jay ends up choosing Matthew over his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lola by the end of the series.
Jessi and Nick get two “Love Bug” new characters. The two counsel each other on the subject of their love. We think that Jessi and Nick will become more than just friends, as Nick confesses to Jessi that he loves her, with the encouragement of his Love Bug, but there is a conflict. Jessi is in love with Ali, her Hormone Monstress Connie says that she loves her. But Jessi tells her to stop and say that she prefers boys. Once again, platonic love among the best friends of same sex doesn’t get further confused or relegated to the LGBTQIA category.
This show has been renewed for another season, I’m sorry to say. To binge-watch every episode is quite a chore. Middle-aged adults act like teens to create the show. It is hard to believe that they are paid for such gross stuff. It must exist an audience who enjoys the nonstop sexualizing of tweens and sexy sex puns. Netflix certainly has the best pedo market.
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