Florida Woman Tells Judge She Can’t Do Jury Duty — She Has to See Her Sugar Daddy – Opinion

Jury duty — very few people want to do it.

So how do you get there? You can do it! Curb Your Enthusiasm,Larry David had once an idea.

It is not recommended to use 100%.

One potential jurist had an extraordinary excuse Monday.

As a pool was narrowed for the sentencing trial of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School’s mass shooter, a woman identified as “Miss Bristol” claimed she couldn’t afford the time away from her job.

Miss Bristol doesn’t exactly work a normal nine-to-five. As it turns out — according to her — she’s obligated to a “sugar daddy.”

Every day, she must see her daddy.

As noted by Fox News, Miss Bristol was responding to Circuit Judge Elizabeth Scherer’s query as to whether anyone had concerns or needed information.

To Miss Bristol: “Did you have a question?”

She began to:

“So, I’m reading. This takes up a whole month. To clarify, I will first say that July 7th is my birthday. July 7, 2007 is my birthday. The 4th is mine. [son’s]The 18th is also my other [son’s].”

“Hold on, wait. Don’t talk too fast, please,” Judge Elizabeth instructed. “We have to be able to understand. So you said that…July, [there are] dates in July that you’re not available. What are those dates?”

Miss Bristol diagnosed her problem.

“July 7th, July 4th, which is closed, and July 18th. And again, I need to figure out something: I have my sugar daddy that I see every day.”

“I’m sorry?” the judge replied.

“My sugar daddy.”

She reiterated that she’s bound to daily tending.

Judge Elizabeth’s response:

“Okay. Alright. Ma’am, we’ll come back to you, okay? Thank you.”

Out of 160 potential jury box abiding members, 120+ were disqualified.

To the delight of Mr. Daddy, Miss Bristol did it.

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All kinds of love come in different shapes and sizes. For one almost-juror in Florida, it’s quite robust, indeed. The lady’s got a job to do, and she’s dedicated to the task. While it may take hours, Love Bites is worth the effort. Miss Bristol shirks her civic duty to Pour Some Sugar where it’s needed.

And don’t let the two kids let you fear their family’s fractured. Hopefully, unburdened by the trial, Miss B. will additionally find time to see her husband — which she also has.

Is she able to care for everyone enough?

The jury’s out.



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