WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! Not today or tomorrow. But, based on what we have seen lately, it is likely that all of us, as well as the rest, are still alive. The earth is home to all life. Perhaps even cockroaches. Keep reading.
Nearly all media participate in spreading climate change fear-porn. The temperatures rise when it is hot because the sun shines more in the northern hemisphere. Media with alarm report temperature changes and are marked on graphs in blood red.
This graphic shows the July temperatures across Europe, which I came across a few days back. While the colors are different, they look almost identical. Respondents quickly noted that in 2017 other stations had reported similar hot temperatures. The effect of reddish coloring the land is to make people feel the emotion burn. Feel fear.
Germany. Both then and now. pic.twitter.com/XfrFpLiCVL
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) July 21, 2022
A CBS news program began reporting on climate change a few years ago with a picture of the earth set ablaze. It was like the entire Earth had been set on fire. Al Gore recently poked his head out of the grave to chastise “climate deniers,” comparing them to cowards in Uvalde. I used the grave as Gore’s metaphorical home because, well, he looks like death, and he told us in 2009 that the polar ice cap would be gone, like, now. Like, five years ago. We should be underwater — some of us would be Kevin Costner on a catamaran, but the rest of mankind, poof. Of course Al doesn’t live in a grave – he lives in a mansion that has a bigger carbon footprint than 99.99 percent of American homes.
Greta Thunberg warns us that we’re on the verge of the end. We “stole her dreams and her childhood.” She’s an adult now, so I don’t feel bad. I can’t give it back, Greta. Hashtag, “not sorry.” AOC famously told us, the world be a goner by 2031. There are nine years to go. You should make your will. Never mind, there won’t be anyone left to give it to. UN environment scientists began to work in 1989. said that “entire nations would be wiped off the face of the planet” if we didn’t do something about “global warming.” “Just a bit outside” climate guys.
The office of Senate Majority leader Chuck Schumer was occupied by staffers representing Congressmen. They demanded Schumer’s action on climate change legislation. The fate of our planet was/is at stake. The half-dozen fluffy-haired climate insurrectionist were seen updating their TikTok and Instagram accounts, hashtag “SoBrave.” They didn’t glue their hands to Schumer; That, I would have supported. They were arrested, but unlike the J6 defendants, they weren’t thrown into solitary confinement.
Recent Politico articles scream at readers about climate change. The author warns of dire consequences if the USA doesn’t arrest the burn. The author claims that American “emissions,” from January through the end of April, have increased “5.7 percent”. That figure isn’t linked to any data. The claim is a doubtful one. The EPA website states that emissions have been declining for many years. However, the last graph published by the EPA online was in 2020. The author is still trying to figure out how Gavin Newsom was able to get reservations at French Laundry.
The author’s environmental/climate change street cred is a little thin. The author holds a degree in journalism. She did not pull an AOC or claim that the end of the world was coming in twelve years, oops sorry nine.
Bill Weir is another journalist with a degree. Weir is CNN’s guy. Actually, he’s THE weather guy for CNN. He is an expert on all things. His environmental/climate street cred is extensive. He attended journalism school. That, and he hosted a show called “The Wonder List with Bill Weir,” Bill’s glorified travel hosting, where he pointed out cool stuff in 26 countries, lead him to his vaunted title as CNN’s Climate Correspondent.
It seems that he was CNN’s go-to climate specialist. Weir claimed that the whole planet was about to fall. This time, forget the silly and huge meteor that killed all dinosaurs. “the fate of life on earth is at stake.” That’s right, all life on earth is in peril because the planet’s temperature might increase 1.5 degrees by 2100. This prediction is an apple, or a banana. Oh, I forgot.
Here’s Bill, predicting the end of the planet because of the Senate filibuster. Actually, it will be just the end of life on this planet. The hot object in the sky will continue spinning, so it is likely that life on this planet will not end.
An ex-sports anchor @BillWeirCNNStaffers from Hill praise Sen. Schumer’s protest over climate justice:
“The fate and destiny of all life on Earth are at stake.” pic.twitter.com/3Ltz95PQi6
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) July 26, 2022
Don’t waste your time writing up a will or trust. Spend all of it now. “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
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