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CA GOP’s SuperBowl Travel Tips Is Master Level Trolling – Opinion

By Pluralist / February 11, 2022

California GOP went full-on wild. They offered the following sage advice for anyone who is planning to visit California to see the SuperBowl game:

It’s a clever way to expertly troll Governor Hair Gel, and bring attention to the ulcerous conditions in Los Angeles and the rest of the state. California is supposed to be under a state of emergency due to the Omicron variant, and despite Republican efforts to wrest control from His Hairfulness’ slick grasp, our Democrat Supermajority legislature wants to sit around pushing through garbage legislation like allowing children to be vaccinated without their parents consent, while Newsom plays dictator for everything else. Because the SuperBowl was too expensive and the glossy PR it offered, the Newsom-Garcetti-led Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors approved the SuperBowl.

While California’s children are attending school and playing sports fully masked, and a vaccine passport AND a mask are required to sit inside to eat at McDonalds, these elected clowns are allowing hundreds of thousands of people to pour into the City of Los Angeles.

We’ll see how that goes. You are responsible for your actions.

Do you remember when Los Angeles was the premier tourist spot and crown jewel of West America?

It’s good to be alive.

These tips are precise and masterful. This one perfectly encapsulates the hypocrisy of California’s elected class, and the ridiculousness of having a major sporting event in a city that wants to impose draconian and nonsensical mandates:

Put on your mask. Unless you have access to a VIP entrance or a celebrity skybox, you are still subject to California,  LA County and  SoFi Stadium’s  mask mandates. Too bad the game isn’t taking place after the mask mandate expires on February 15 for just about everyone but school children. If you need to remove your mask, here are a few acceptable reasons: eating, drinking,  holding your breath,  feeling the spirit,   getting your hair done,   being judicious or being gracious.

These are just a few reasons why you should comply. Barbara Ferrer, the Crypt Keeper, says it.

Tip 2: Before entering the state, get gas.

Don’t get us wrong, we know gas is expensive everywhere with the national average just hitting  a 7-year high (thanks Biden). But in California, it’s It is really expensive. With the highest gas tax in the nation that just went up again last summer, California easily has the country’s most expensive gas, well over a dollar per gallon above the national average. Don’t forget to fill your tank before crossing the state line, or you will be paying!

If you’re the unfortunate victim of a crime while in the state, you’ll pay anyway. Here’s how to deal with that:

California is a dangerous state. Property and violent crime increased in 2021. Smash and grabs that terrorized holiday shoppers and businesses are still happening   today. In LA, follow-home robberies are on the   rise and homicides  jumped nearly 12% last year to their highest levels since 2007. While the best advice for out-of-towners is simply to be careful and stay alert, you may also take a tip from frustrated residents in the Bay Area and simply leave  your trunk open to keep criminals from smashing your windows to rummage through your car.

You might also consider shopping elsewhere to save yourself from being caught up in a CVS smash-and-grab. It’s not like we need the tax revenue. It’s a good idea to move in small groups, much like the smash-and grab robbers.

Los Angeles’ District Attorney refuses to prosecute anyone for crime. So, if you are a victim of a crime and you manage to survive it, don’t even bother trying to press charges. You won’t get any modicum of justice, you’ll just be injured, and SOL.

It’s a military term—look it up.

And finally, if you’re taking the train to the big game, you’ll know exactly when you’ve entered Los Angeles…

Train robberies jumped  356% last year in Los Angeles, while shocking images of debris and trash along the train tracks recently went viral. Gavin Newsom hit the nail on the head describing the scene as a “third world country ,” while conveniently glossing over his and his party’s role in creating this new normal. Union Pacific  pointed  to liberal DA George Gascon’s soft-on-crime policies specifically as the real culprit. So while you think you may have taken the train too far and landed in a third world country, don’t worry. It just means that you reached Los Angeles.

The city or Union Pacific can’t seem to clear the railroad tracks of all that debris, but last week Republican activist Scott Pressler decided to do it for them. It’s probably a mess again, but it once again spotlights the incompetent disregard of our elected betters.

Are there homeless camp sites that can be found near SoFi Stadium, too? They’re practically nonexistent; like Hair Gel’s mask at the NFC Championship:

Even though more than a quarter  of the nation’s homeless population are in California, don’t worry about seeing any proof around the big game. While California Democrats could have chosen to hold a special session at Republicans’ urging  to address the homeless crisis, LA officials have instead been busy  removing homeless encampments on the route to SoFi Stadium, enacting the out of sight, out of mind approach instead.

This is the final part of The CA GOP

BOTTOM LINE With these simple travel tips, you are sure to have a great time in California cheering on your team at this Sunday’s Super Bowl. If you have concerns or complaints about your visit to California, please contact Joe Biden or Kamala Harris or Gavin Newsom, or any member of the Democrat Majority in Sacramento.

There are rumors of a freedom truck convoy looking to disrupt the SuperBowl; if that happens, I may actually bother to watch the game… with popcorn.

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