Since Joe Biden took office, his puppet masters have attempted to change the definitions of words and manipulate facts to fit the narrative that Joe’s a terrific president. We have a transgender admiral and dude running the nuclear waste disposal who wears dresses and playacts as a “puppy.” Reality seems the last thing Joe’s administration worries about.
Who could forget last July when Biden’s crack team of social media mavens decided that announcing that Joe saved American families… 16 cents on their 4thA great idea was July barbecues?
That was a really clever idea. Thanks, Joe! I and all other employees of the logic-fluid, gender-neutral White House mocked it.
Are you planning a barbecue this year? Ketchup is in the news. The Farm Bureau reports that the price of a Fourth of July BBQ has dropped from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). It’s hot, Biden’s economic plan is effective. And that’s something we can all relish. pic.twitter.com/7h9qLauIbC
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) July 1, 2021
On Monday the children running Joe’s social media accounts tweeted out a new mockable message to America. They announced that Joe’s saved you climate-denying rubes still driving gas-guzzling cars tons of money. My first thought is: What’s a “peson”?
If you’re a “peson” (maybe this is a new pronoun) with one car, Joe saved you 35 dollars. Wait, Contestant! There’s more! Behind door number two are two, that’s right two cars! Joe got you 70 bucks! What is the future of covfefe, peson?
This savings is important to American families that want more space. pic.twitter.com/IdDv2JGXAD
— President Biden (@POTUS) July 25, 2022
I don’t know how they calculated that number and I don’t care. It’s likely the same interns who decided that 16 cents saved for a 4th of July BBQ was a good idea. In any event, this is like the arsonist who started a house fire, showing up with a bucket of water to help douse the fire — that he started.
You don’t need to be aware that inflation is rising like a firework at five. Ignore that “Joe did that.” Everything is on fire and Joe caused it all – but hey, Joe the arsonist has come to the rescue with his bucket of water.
But good news — no mean tweets.
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