As Vladimir Putin’s forces continue to strengthen their positions around Kyiv — despite predictable protestations from predictable keyboard warriors to the contrary — and gas prices across America continue to skyrocket, I thought we might take a short ironic trip in the Wayback Machine. Just for “fun.”
After anointing Teresa Heinz-Kerry’s woefully inept husband, former U.S.John Kerry is Secretary of State Climate Envoy Special by the President and a member of the National Security Council on January 23, 2020, Joe Biden three days later I mumbled — yes, mumbled — the following:
Look, this executive order I’m signing today also makes it official that climate change will be at the center of our national security and foreign policy. As Secretary Kerry, our presidential special envoy on climate. [ROFL emoji]
With him, the world knows how serious I am about… my… uh… appointing one of America’s most distinguished statesmen [10 ROFL emojis]I am speaking on behalf of America about one of the greatest threats facing our country.
Yeah, no, Joe.
Where to begin…
Distinguished statesman?Do you know how? Do it! what? Achieving what?
John Heinz Kerry is a braggart, self-indulgent fool who has never been or will remain so. Joe has been a friend of yours since childhood. Does this sound familiar to you? Do you feel a little bit closer to home? You can find it all around the globe LaughterJohn Heinz Kerry laughs as much at Please enter your email address, Joe. You can say it as often as you wish. I’m not joking.
And, Joe? Setting aside the whole “existential threat to mankind” schtick you liberals are so fond of, for just a minute, do you think maybe $6-per-gallon gas is a “most pressing threat,” too? Maybe you should give in to Iran’s mad mullahs and Venezuela’s corrupt socialists. They oil — after Please enter your email addressHave you spent less than a year threatening to destroy another pipeline or killing it? Please.
Let’s catch ourselves — and Joe — up to date, shall we?
As RedState reported on Friday, Biden’s efforts to strike a new nuclear accord with Iran — with Russia in the role of chief mediator, no less — has fallen apart, a development likely to further exacerbate oil prices.
BREAKING: World powers and Iran suspend their efforts to revive the 2015 nuclear accord, reigniting a crisis that’s set to roil oil markets https://t.co/fmQkGHDvNI pic.twitter.com/H9p79LKxKn
— Bloomberg (@business) March 11, 2022
Meanwhile, as we reported on Thursday, the White House continues to be blasted — and ridiculed — as Biden, Buttigieg & Co. continue their nonsensical narrative about EVs — electric vehicles — as the magical panacea that would immediately assuage the concerns of tens of millions of Americans burdened by ever-increasing gas prices.
As we also reported on Thursday, Putin sniveled over the “economic warfare” that Team Biden long threatened, yet waited until After the Russian dictator’s brutal invasion of Ukraine was well underway to begin to implement.
Look, here’s the bottom line:
While Putin’s forces stepped up their bombardment across Ukraine early Friday, targeting locations far from the front lines while continuing to pummel cities already devastated by fighting on multiple fronts, it’s not as if Joe & Co. don’t have other important issues with which to concern themselves.
One such issue, as we reported on Thursday, included White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki trotting out to the podium to condemn the Florida legislature’s passage of a bill banning schools teaching five-year-olds about homosexuality and transgenderism as “bullying and horrific.” See what I mean, America? Joe works for Please enter your email address — working for all of us — to make America a better place.
Perhaps former Fox News and “Today” host Megyn Kelly said it best, earlier in the week:
Biden was wrong about energy from the start. Biden was more concerned about Greta Thunberg’s wrath than Vladimir Putin.
But, hey. Distinguished statesman and bon vivant extraordinaire John Heinz-Kerry will have us out of this little squeeze in no time at all — right, Joe?
Joe? John? Hello?
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