Joe finally beat COVID, announced the White House. Again. This was probably his 12th rebound after being negative for COVID. For the media fact-checking scolds – I know that he didn’t have 12 rebounds of COVID. It was more like three. But considering that all we ever get are letters from his doctor, it’s hard to tell. I could write a “get out of school” doctor’s note for Joe. Joe’s rebound can only be confirmed by the doctor who has never made an appearance. Joe’s physician is more camera shy than Jeffery Epstein in a jail cell.
Joe’s comorbidities included oil-cloud cancer, asthma “lyingitus” and dementia so we’re luck Biden has been vaxxed and double-boosted or we might have had President Cackles.
Rejoice! Joe is now back on track. Joe’s beaten the economy – I mean COVID.
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