Bezos Sends Michael Strahan, PR Tool, Into ‘Space’ – Opinion

This morning’s PR charade was another of Bezos’ Shatner-type, staged efforts to convince us that something truly important is going on with this sleepy-eyed cue ball’s latest weak effort to compete with Elon Musk‘s SpaceX success. It is obvious that this was a Biden voter effort to self-glorify and convince us of their patriotic agenda.

On a morning when America was quite rightly focused on a horrific swath of our country shredded by a killer tornado; a border that’s slowly but surely sucking the marrow out of its people and quality of life; and the general panic beginning to consume average Americans about how they’ll pay their rent or mortgage, much less luxuries like heating their homes, putting food on their tables, driving to work or seeing a doctor when sick … this was yet another selfish, narcissistic scam by Biden-voters to convince us all, as our vacant President says, “It’s gonna be alright, Honey.” (Nice run-on sentence, eh? I’m writing more of these than ever to describe Biden’s misadventures.)

It is a disease that I and many others are sick of.

Completely overlooking the fact that this little billionaire’s joyride will result in absolutely nothing but the self-centered gratification of celebrity and super-rich sphincters, Bezos chose former football star Michael Strahan to be the main PR magnet to publicize this singularly unimpressive event. I’m sure as a techie this is a losing effort to catch up to Musk and his unassailable SpaceX. Blue Origin is a non-starter because Bezos doesn’t measure up to Musk in any way, certainly not in brainpower.

Obviously, Strahan was selected for the identity politics’ value–a twisted idea which has led to Candace Owens & Larry Elder being called the worst names possible–but also–Yay!–he’s on Good Morning America (GMA).

Beady-eyed Marxist/pretend-Capitalist Bezos connived that other ginormous media outlets might take their cues from this former, first TV stop for America and run it incessantly. The other corporate media, not only Fox News but also the Marxist-patriotic Fox News were captivated. Fox then went an extra mile and treated us with pathetic Neil Cavuto, who bragged on about how beautiful it was all. Fox then gave us more references to his corpulence; what child doesn’t love that? Cavuto, get over yourself. Ugh.

I used to like Strahan back before we had a senile President and I was still a New Yorker, but now, I see him clearly for who he always was off-field: a BLM/Antifa-supporting, Biden-voting maniac who, even if he appreciated Trump, would never dare to jeopardize his personal gravy train and be canceled by GMA. Strahan is now an omnipresent presence in the living room, on our smartphones and tablets. This is what happens to regular people who make the shift.

Now, we’ll all have to survive this toothy goon’s constant referencing of Bezos’ sickening waste of money and a clear effort, once again, to distract from the frightening political vivisection of America. We are presented with beautiful bouquets of flowers, but they sneak around and ruin every aspect of our great democracy.

Acting as if this was some “historic” launch was a blatant lie. Anyone with any brain can easily see how evil this was. NASA did all the heavy-lifting for Musk and Bezos over more than 50 year. It was a disaster. Benghazi or Bergdahl, it wasn’t, but still very damaging to our country. My opinion was that the NASA extermination by Obama with Biden wandering aimlessly around side-by-side, was the most scandalous and poorly publicized of all their scandal-dripping scandalous reigns.

While technically sending a rocket above the Karman line of 54 nautical miles is being in “space,” these six wing-nuts are not astronauts or even space travelers. I’ll call them “space cadets.” A 10-minute cruise to this imaginary line doesn’t make these people John Glenn.

And other than the personal neurotic self-satisfaction and cocktail party story value for six rich people with zero concern for others, this little jaunt will not result in a cure for cancer, a new element of the Periodic Table, or even a product development like Tang or Memory Foam, America and the world at large should give zero … well, not have any interest.

I’m surprised Strahan wouldn’t see how he’s being used. I’m surprised he got a free ride when ABC could’ve paid–and should’ve paid–the reported $28 million the others paid for this ridiculous event. This money could have helped move mountains for the United Way, Salvation Army or many other worthwhile causes. In perfect accordance with their greedy, stupidity and phoniness, Biden-voting pilot fish talk a lot but do little to deliver on their declared interests. Survey after survey has shown that Conservatives give more to charity than Limousine Liberals.

So, to close our story: creepy Napoleonic Cyborg Bezos rides off happily into the sunset with his trusted urine-bottles and his workers. Americans fund his extravagant, immoral, and insignificant lifestyle through Amazon and their decreasingly valuable, more disposable dollar.