BARF: Jamie Lee Curtis Writes Climate Change Comic Book About ‘Mother Nature’ Seeking Revenge Against Humanity

Comic book publishers are doing everything they can to make a buck with their poorly-written and overhyped products. How bad was it when they announced that climate change would be a literal villain in an upcoming Superman comic? Still that’s not as bad as the latest graphic novel written by one of Hollywood’s looniest lefties. 

According to Bounding Into Comics, actress Jamie Lee Curtis has decided to get into the comic book business and write one about “Mother Earth” taking revenge on a humanity that has abused her far too long.

You are my brother. 

Curtis co-authored “Mother Nature,” a comic book with Russel Goldman as well as Karl Stevens. It’s a horror tale that could also be adapt into a film. Curtis will direct that film.

As described by “Mother Nature’s” description, the story follows a young girl who uncovers a brewing future calamity between nefarious fossil fuel companies and “Mother Earth” essentially, which will use its elemental forces to destroy a humanity that abuses her. 

The leftwing fever dream is real. The planet is being taken advantage of by humans, which causes climate change that will eventually wipe us out. This is a comic-book version of the truth.

Bounding Into Comics provided the following description:

As for what the book is about, the official description states, “Nova Terrell who, after witnessing her father die in mysterious circumstances on one of the Cobalt Corporation’s experimental oil extraction projects, has grown up to despise the seemingly benevolent company that the town of Catch Creek, New Mexico, relies on for its jobs and prosperity.”

“The rebellious Nova wages a campaign of sabotage and vandalism against the oil giant, until one night she accidentally makes a terrifying discovery about the true nature of the ‘Mother Nature’ project and the long-dormant, vengeful entity it has awakened that threatens to destroy them all,” concludes the description.

Yep. Mother Nature’s impending wrath is perfect for the pages of the next great comic book series, right?

While this political pandering is a nightmare for normal people who just want to escape from the increasingly moronic political landscape, it’s a dream come true for the actress. 

This story was first brought to my attention when I was just 19 years old. I’ve always been aware of the very unbalanced relationship between humans and nature, and even though I was young, I always knew that, inevitably, nature would win,” Curtis said. “I have long admired and collected Karl’s work, and I’m very excited he suggested expanding the idea to turn it into a graphic novel. We have a fantastic platform with Titan to start telling our story.

Oh well, isn’t that hopeful. Curtis seems to be biased in her favor of the planet. Is she really a fan of humanity surviving? Curtis has long been an expert on climate change.

She is a 2017 tweeted her frustrations in response to Trump pulling the U.S. from the Paris Climate Agreement.

“Climate change is real,” Curtis wrote. This isn’t a test. This is not a drill. Exiting the Paris Agreement is driving me covfefe.”

The climate change is real. This is not an exam. This is not a drill. This is why I’m covfefe. #parisclimateagreement pic.twitter.com/QQdzeOiZga

— Jamie Lee Curtis (@jamieleecurtis) June 1, 2017

You know what’s not going to be real? Her comic book sales. Can’t these people just make something fun for once?