Adam Carolla Offers a Disturbing Explanation for Government’s Masking of Kids – Opinion

What is the secret to kids being masked at school? Adam Carolla has a theory, and it’s depressingly dark.

We’ve long known who’s vulnerable to COVID. The CDC released survivability rates in December of 2020 — before any vaccine had been made available:

  • 0-19 years: 99.99997
  • 20-49 years: 99.9998
  • 50-69 years: 99.995
  • 70+ years: 99.946

A January 2020 study revealed the following:

Teachers unions and governments insist that children must be covered up.

Anti-coronavirus cubicles were used to contain elementary students.

Some — including comedian Rob Schneider — have called it child abuse:

In the entertainment world, Rob’s not alone. Adam Carolla appeared on Tuesday’s edition of Megyn Kelly Show podcast, and he had lots to say about de-facing America’s future.

“[I]n LA,” Megyn began, “they’ve just announced that the mask mandate for the kids is staying up and operable until the end of the year. They’re not taking it down.”

Why do our babies still get muzzled? Adam had an answer.

“I want you to remember this phrase,” he replied, “because you say ‘the kids, the kids, the kids. They wear masks. Why?’ Why can the adults go anywhere? … [Y]ou can go maskless in a movie theater, an arena, (a) concert event, Trader Joe’s.”

“Why? “Why the children? And why the emphasis on the kids?” Carolla continued. “This hasn’t been dangerous for kids. We’ve known this.”

“This kills sick people, old people, obese people, comorbidity people. It doesn’t ostensibly effect kids. They’re in the safest category. But why do you keep on hammering at the children? Why the constant converssation about the category of people this ostensibly doesn’t affect.”

Adam has the answer

 “Just remember this phrase, Megyn: crate training.”

Before they can be brave, they’re being broken:

“You cannot train a dog when it’s middle-aged. You’ve got to get them when they’re puppies. Get them to learn how to get into a crate. And that’s what we’re doing with kids. This will not be our last emergency. And it will not be the last time the government and the governor and the mayor need to exact their power.”

“And so, ‘Let’s get the kids into the crate,’” he said. “’Let’s get them coached up. And then they’ll be ours. They’ll be ours forever. They’ll listen to anything. They’ll be good subjects.’”



It’s a deeply disturbing idea.

Such can be said about more than just the masking of America’s young. Over the last two years, much of the country hasn’t shown itself to be particularly slow to submission.

In some cases, the orders of large parts of society were followed with few questions.

Recent mask mandates are less common. There is no denying that the virus remains. Many people are now showing their skin, while they once devoted themselves to face-diapering.

Despite official statements, “the science” hasn’t changed; nothing has been shown to that effect.

If it’s safe to now go unmasked, it seems, then it was fine six months ago. If we had been rightfully covering our faces for half a year, we need to be exposing them all now and throughout the remainder of the time.

Yet large numbers of people appear to be happily playing don’t-ask-why Simon Says.

If Carolla’s correct about another impending “emergency,” millions of Americans will doubtlessly be ready to mask with little to no explanatory evidence brought forth.

So go people. Some say sheeple.

But for those who would otherwise refuse, according to Adam, that problem’s being solved before it becomes one.

Disturbing, indeed.

-ALEX

 

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