There’s a lot going on in the world right now. The United States is led, not least by Nancy Pelosi, House Speaker, and Joe Biden, President. How could anything go wrong when such intellectual giants make major decisions for our nation?
Jokes aside, we are actually led by geriatric dunces who couldn’t successfully manage a McDonald’s restaurant. On Wednesday, Biden showed his old age once more. Pelosi performed a show that had me questioning if it was because she felt left out of the conversation.
I’m not kidding. It was so bad.
🧵🧵Although the last call should have ended an hour ago at midnight, the drunk town isn’t finished lecturing about making better choices in your life.
It may seem strange to some that money can be subtracted when money is removed. pic.twitter.com/CyWNJVdaas
— Meara (@MillennialOther) March 9, 2022
We are glad that we figured it out. I did not know subtracting anything leads to subtraction until Pelosi pointed it out. These are the qualities that make great leaders.
Slurry Speaker @SpeakerPelosi @TeamPelosiToday, it is a rare sight.
This creature gets to choose how tax dollars are spent. pic.twitter.com/wv5Pe6w3fW
— Meara (@MillennialOther) March 10, 2022
Pay attention to the last clip. Is she really grabbing her hair that way? It’s like she’s got some weird tick she can’t control. And while the surface-level criticisms are easy pickings, the content of her presser wasn’t any better. While commenting about the Ukraine aid package she said that she didn’t know how much. “Whatever we have right now, the $13B, or whatever.”
Again, this is the person who controls the nation’s finances, and she can’t even be bothered to know the dollar amount of the bills she supports. Keep in mind that she’s also trying to pass a $1.5 trillion spending bill right now as well, while only giving House members half a day to read the 2,000+ pages. They are complete jokes. You wouldn’t tolerate this kind of incompetence from a cashier. This incompetence should not be tolerated by the Speaker of this House.
However, things got more bizarre. Pelosi, who was talking about the call she had with Volodymyr Zelensky the Ukrainian President, spoke briefly and said that the situation wasn’t being treated with the severity it merits.
PELOSI: I told President Zelenskyy that I had spoken to him and said, “Billie Jean King sent her best wishes to you all. She would love to help with any of your events.” pic.twitter.com/uKkrj8cdVv
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 9, 2022
I’m not really into women’s tennis, so I’m not totally sure who Billie Jean King is, and perhaps I’m missing some tie-in here, but I’m fairly certain Zelensky doesn’t care what she said. He is currently fighting for his life, and the country he loves. Is that really something that Pelosi ought to be laughing about? She had the chance to talk to the leader of Ukraine as he’s fighting the Russians, and the best she could come up with was some tortured feminism plug — as if Zelensky cares about “International Women’s Day?”
At this point, I’m pretty sure Pelosi being inebriated would be the most acceptable explanation for what transpired at this presser. If she was actually sober, that’s a scary proposition. United States needs to set age limits on elected offices. It is not right for an 81 year old to hold such a powerful position. Voters must refuse to allow boomers to continue refusing to go.