Bill Maher slammed the late-night hack hosts on the networks on Friday, showing it is possible to make fun of the Left and still be funny. HBO’s Maher was brutally critical, unlike Kimmy Kimmel or Stephen Colbert. towards the “asses” and “Karens” running the Democratic Party, calling out the “small contingent who’ve gone mental, and a large contingent who refuse to call them out for it.”
This week, liberal ladies from The View raged at Maher, asking “How dare” he make anti-mask jokes. Perhaps responding, Maher eviscerated the left: “It’s not my fault that the party of FDR and JFK is turning into the party of LOL and WTF. Members of Congress tweeting things like ‘cancel rent,’ ‘cancel mortgage,’ and no more policing or incarceration, declaring that capitalism is slavery.”
Repeating the long line of extreme things coming out of the Democratic Party, he continued: “Canceling Lincoln and Dr. Seuss, teaching children their oppressors and math is racist, making Mr. The potato head is gender neutral and can now be used as an emoji to indicate that a man is pregnant. Real, I’m not making it up.”
Maher specifically addressed the new left-leaning detractors:
It’s not me that has changed. The left is composed of small groups who have gone insane and large numbers who are unwilling to admit it. But, I will.This is why I am a Fox hero these days. It’s a sign of how many liberals don’t think twice about making me a hero in their media. This is impossible in today’s mind-numbing partisanship. Republicans will be able to see me as a hero if I speak truthfully about the absurdities in the Democratic Party.
Lecturing his Democratic Party, Maher concluded, “Democrats no longer possess the common sense to understand that not every problem in the world can be fixed with a regulation.”
Liberals love View host Whoopi Goldberg haven’t reacted well to all this. Last week, she snarled, “How dare you be so flippant, man.”
Maher is not like Seth Meyers, a partisan hack who calls out the left for comedy. According to a NewsBusters December study, Maher was obsessed with attacking Joe Manchin. Not Joe Biden. He is clearly not in the mold of Maher who said it best on Friday night: “I swear to humor in my office oath..”
Conservatives may not have believed they would be saying this, but it’s true: Be like Bill Maher. It’s not Seth Meyers or Jimmy Kimmel, but Stephen Colbert.
A transcript of the monologue is below. Click “expand” to read more.
In Real Time
1/28/2022
10:49BILL MAHER – Let’s be clear, it isn’t me who has changed. It’s the left. They now have a few who have become mentally ill and many who don’t want to admit it. However, I’ll. It’s the reason I’m such a hero on Fox. It’s a sign of how many liberals don’t think twice about making me a hero in their media. In this new world of mind-numbing political partisanship it can’t. But if I speak truthfully about the depravity in the Democratic Party it will make me an immediate hero to Republicans. Darth Vader’s child, Liz Cheney is the reverse of this. Liz Cheney is now an icon for liberals, simply because she realizes Biden was not the one who stole last year’s election. This is a tragic commentary about our politics. Recognizing reality has become a badge of courage. Sometimes people will say to me “You don’t remember making fun of the Left as much.” They didn’t have so many resources to help me. I swear to humor in my office oath. Normal people think Democrats are crazy when they read that San Francisco has legalized shoplifting. They think, “You know, that Ted Cruz guy seems like a real stiff stiff. But at least he believes in the concept of shopping with money.”
The party of FDR/JFK has become the party for LOL/WTF. It is not my fault. Members of Congress tweeting things like “cancel rent,” “cancel mortgage,” and no more policing or incarceration, declaring that capitalism is slavery, canceling Lincoln and Dr. Seuss, teaching children their oppressors and math is racist, making Mr. The potato head is gender neutral and can now be used as an emoji to indicate that a man is pregnant. It’s real, it’s not a joke. California passed a law that requires large retailers to carry a non-gendered section of toys. Is there a section of non-gendered toys? Kenn enough? For that, we have to pass a law. You have to get involved in everything from how to throw a Frisbee to what can be done with hair braiding. Many people were not aware of the COVID policy and were therefore triggered. Democrats should see regulation as a positive issue. It’s certainly an area they are associated with. My guess is that the majority of voters would agree that regulators should be paying attention to banks, drug companies and chemical plants. We’re generally all in favor of telling companies “You can’t dump your waste from your farm directly into the water supply.” Democrats are a parody, making rules just to make them better.
It is impossible to make sure nothing bad happens again. This makes life miserable for everyone. Biden has included a clause in his infrastructure bill that mandates that new cars have an alert system to go off when you leave a child in the backseat. It is only crack heads who do this, but it’s something that happens on purpose. After everyone ends up paying for the alarm’s installation, who will ignore it? It’s not just crackheads, it’s also people who are doing this deliberately. The sensor light will not fix the problem. Democrats are no longer able to see that regulations do not solve all the problems. Don’t say that to advocacy groups, who want all future cars in America to start only if the driver is able to blow into a Breathalyzer. My other car, a Karen, is great. You know what? It is not safe for you to drive when your crying. What about a car which follows you and turns off the engine when your text is deleted?
Racism is very bad. What about a car that will not start when you play George Takei’s message on tolerance? My long struggle to have solar power connected at home may be familiar to regular viewers. The solar battery had to be housed in this shed. That battery required a home to reside in. Not just any house. A house had to meet the criteria of this chart. This is a chart that shows the actual steps required to turn this thing on. Democrats need to realize that the only way to get what they want is to hassle voters. This warning is included with any shed purchased at Costco. “Warning: This product can expose you to would dust.” It would dust, no kidding. “Which is known to the state of California to cause cancer.” That’s right, California thinks you’re going to snort your shed. Pinocchio is not my priority. Just want the mower to go. We’re done.
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