The ceremony ended just minutes after the broadcast of the 94th Academy Awards.
The Oscars three unfunny hosts – Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes and Regina Hall – introduced the show with a “joke” about the long-debunked “equal pay gap,” then attacked white women using a Black Lives Matter (BLM) talking point.
Shumer: This year the academy hired three women to host because it’s cheaper than hiring one man. [Applause] It’s fun, right?
HallYou are right. You’re right. Right. But I’m still excited to be hosting, representing black women who are standing proud.
Sykes: And I’m…And living out loud.
Schumer: Yes. And I am representing unbearable white women who call the cops when you get a little too loud.
The show was barely five minutes in before the hosts were already driving away anyone who had been foolish enough to give it a chance. Having attacked white women, the trio then went after “toxic masculinity” and Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.).
Hall: You know, this year we saw a frightening display of how toxic masculinity turned into cruelty towards women and children.
Sykes:
Hall: Yes, I do. But you know, I was actually talking about “The Power of the Dog.”
Sykes: Oh, yes. [ Applause ] I watched that movie three times and I’m halfway through it.
Hall: Yeah.
SchumerYou are at the top, best part.
HallYou’ll be there in one week.
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They admit that no one can bear to watch the best picture nominee. Dog Power, which Sam Ellliot rightfully called “a piece of shit.”
The whole awful monologue could not end, of course, without a stab at Florida’s anti-grooming law, “The Parental Rights in Education Act,” which protects children in kindergarten through third grade. Hollywood loves child grooming so they are not surprised to hate this new law.
Sykes: We’re going to have a great night tonight. For you people in Florida, we’re going to have a gay night.
Sykes and Schumer. Hall: Gay, gay, gay. [ Applause ]
Sure, Florida parents are just afraid of the word “gay,” not adults sexually indoctrinating their prepubescent children without their consent. You keep telling yourself that ladies.
That was just before the first ten minute of the program. Any viewers who hang on for four more hours with these unbearable hosts must be masochists.
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