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Nancy Pelosi’s Eyebrows Are a Thing — No, Really – Opinion

By Pluralist / January 12, 2022

Why are we so critical of Nancy Pelosi? Let’s count the ways.

Pelosi’s raw thirst for power has been and remains unquenchable. There are few people like her depth and breadth of dishonesty and hypocrisy. The condescension. The condescension!

Finally, toss in late-stage 4 Trump Derangement Syndrome and Madam Speaker’s off-the-charts obsession with all things Donald Trump, and by Jove, I think you’ve got it.

As if we didn’t already have more than enough target-rich material about which to blister Nancy Pelosi on a daily basis, the 81-year-old woman’s creepy Eyebrows are now a thing on Twitter, where they — and she — continue to be mocked and ridiculed in hilarious fashion.

So, Pelosi did an interview with CBS’s “Face the Nation” this week in which she yet again spewed silly nonsense about how the evil Republicans are undermining democracy, but it wasn’t the contents of Madam Speaker’s delusional diatribe that became a social media hit. Not even close.

Nope, Pelosi’s eyebrows stole the show, so much so that even Fox News host Tucker Carlson got in on the act, as only Tucker can.

You might’ve found yourself sitting on the couch, idly flipping around the TV dial, and if you flipped far enough, you could have had the shock of your life: Michael Jackson was on “Face the Nation.”

Let’s be clear, this wasn’t VideoMichael Jackson performs his 1990s hits songs; it appeared this was an actual live performance of the global pop star who died from a drug overdose, as news reports claimed. [overdose]It was more than a decade ago.

But despite these claims, Michael Jackson was still on-screen. That’s how it could be. He saw it all. We cannot show him what we see.

Ouch. Then again…

After the segment, it cut to Pelosi mocking Republicans for their riot at Capitol.

There’s nothing more important for us to do than to protect our Constitution and our democracy. This is a legislative extension of the January 6th act by the Republicans in America, and it is intended to weaken our democracy.

Tucker only saw eyebrows. See, Michael Jackson,” he mocked. “That was him.”

Perhaps the worst part of the Democrats’ continuing nonsense about “insurrection,” “undermining democracy,” and all such nonsense is that they know better —  yet will continue lying about it in perpetuity, solely for politically expedient reasons. However, they are not human. [sic] eyebrows.

Babylon Bee, IMHO the greatest satire website in all of the universe, jumped on EyebrowGate,  as well.

Dome Of Capitol Building Raised To Accommodate Nancy Pelosi’s Eyebrows

“Last year’s bipartisan infrastructure bill has already begun to save our nation from the brink of all types of collapses,” wrote The Bee,  “thanks to additional funding for a myriad of infrastructures.

The first major project to near completion is the raising of the Capitol Dome to accommodate Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows.

This is is critical infrastructure spending at its finest.

The Bee “quoted” pretend-Capitol Building Chief Architect Bob Cornice.

These are the best is the first time the Capitol building has undergone a major facelift in response to a major facelift. Due to the damage that was caused by these things continually crashing into load bearing columns, the structure was at risk of falling apart.

“Towering cranes lifted the massive dome hundreds of feet higher to accommodate the House Speaker’s updated physiology,” The Bee said. The Bee reported that construction was in delays at the time of publication. Pelosi had stopped by to monitor progress, and one her eyebrows grabbed a cable. This caused a crane to fall.

The architect also “confirmed plans for a deeper Capitol basement to accommodate Mitch McConnell’s second chin.”

Meanwhile, #PelosiEyebrowsThese hashtags and others are still very popular. [sic]On Twitter

Let’s get to the bottom.

Given today’s political climate of hyperpartisanship, it behooves us all to stop, from time to time, slow down, smell the proverbial roses, and appreciate our many blessings. That — and unmercifully ridicule our friends on the left. And no “friend” on the left more deserves our appreciation (scorn) than Nancy Pelosi.

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