Live From the Fake White House – RedState

If the current president (and whoever is actually pulling the strings) wasn’t tanking the country this administration could be a comedy script.

Every morning, Joe Biden wonders where he’s at. Joe might open his eyes and wonder why he’s in Obama’s bed. He’ll be done before he can wonder.

Joe is given a sheet each morning by President Jill of laminated papers.

“Good Morning Joe, you are the president! You know what?

Let’s get to work!”

Then, she gives Joe a Pictionary Book. It contains photos and words similar to the Presidential Briefing Book. It’s a brief, of a brief so Joe can get “up to speed”. He’ll keep a tiny version in his pocket in case he goes off-script and his handlers can’t stop him before he yammers at a flock of reporters.

Morning Meds

Joe gets dressed up for breakfast and is led to the faux White House. Joe gets ready for the camera.  The hair is straightened. Joe begins to read the instructions as soon as the director points at his teleprompters. He’s not so good at reading lines now, but Psaki will clean up JoeSpeak later with an “official interpretation” of what Joe meant.

Afternoon nap time.

A hot glass of milk is served to end the day, and President Jill takes Joe into his mouth.

I’m hoping that a hero emerges at the Fake White House set. Like Anchorman – “Ron Burgundy will read anything. I mean, any-thing”. Joe can read any thing. Our hero will add one line of truth to Joe’s rolling script.

“…And from the Fake White House, I’m Joe Biden, Go F*** Yourself America”.

America could have its hero.  GO BRANDON.

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