Hire ‘Thanksgiving Bouncers’ to Test Guests for COVID — Before They Enter Your House – Opinion

On today’s episode of “Just When You Thought COVID Crap Couldn’t Get More Ridiculous”…

From Anthony Fauci to Joe Biden to left-“leaning” outlets, the COVID police have been on a hellbent mission to steal as much Thanksgiving joy from Americans as they can.

As we reported on Wednesday, CBS’s hot tip of the day is to first gather with Thanksgiving guests in your garage or outdoors for a fun round of COVID rapid tests.

The CBS guy said, “Make it playful and fun,” with an even-keeled smile.

Too much work? Welp, the geniuses at Axios have come up with an even better — more ridiculous — option: Hire a “Thanksgiving bouncer” to test your friends and loved ones —Before they can enter your house.

This job is not something that anyone really desires, however millions of families may be in need of a Thanksgiving bouncer.

What is the cover fee? An outside or prior to arrival negative COVID testing

Are these people insane?

Under the Axios plan, your guests should also have the option of bringing “evidence of their negative [PCR test] results up to a few days before Thanksgiving if they choose.” Aww, how benevolent, huh?

Axios offered several tips to ensure your “Thanksgiving bouncer” experience is as fun and exciting as possible. These are some of them:

Depending on your budget, you might offer to pick up the tab for everyone’s tests, or hosts might ask guests to pay for their own.

A box of 2 at-home antigen testing costs around $25.

Guests may also show evidence that they have received a negative PCR test less than a few days before.

Although PCR rapid tests are possible same-day, they tend to be more costly.

You can also ask your guests to take their tests before they come to the table.

Then there’s your home itself, America.

“Beyond requiring tests for entry,” Axios advised, “there are other tweaks that can help make Thanksgiving a bit safer.”

Open windows for better air circulation is only a temporary solution. People desire to feel comfortable.

Those with electronic thermostats can improve airflow by setting their fan to “on” versus “auto” and replacing air filters on their heating systems with MERV Rating 13 filters.

You can buy portable HEPA air filters at national or hardware retailers, or make your own using a box fan.

Is it not funny to see how dumb the Left thinks we’re? Because they think it’s their responsibility to look after us. Wait — I just described the Democrat Party in a nutshell. But I’m also a member.

Meanwhile, I’m going to enjoy a simple Thanksgiving with my family.

They were all normal Christians.

Despite all of the “help” from liberals.

RedStaters, Happy Thanksgiving!

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