Single Mom Replaces Men With $4K of Sex Toys: ‘They Won’t Judge My Naked Body’

8 years ago

“They won’t judge my naked body if I feel self-conscious." A single mother informed the world on Saturday that she…

Woman Electrocutes Autistic Man for ‘Looking at’ Her Breasts

8 years ago

A woman told a court last week that she tasered an autistic man because she thought he was staring at…

Man Jailed After Filming Sex Tape With 12-Year-Old Girl Who Posed as 19: ‘Unreal Bod’

8 years ago

"You thought, and on reasonable grounds, that she was over 16." A 28-year-old office worker was jailed Thursday over sexual…

‘Period Game’ Promises to Make Talking About Women’s Menstrual Cycles Fun for Kids of All Ages

8 years ago

"We had the fortune of seeing boys and girls shout ‘I want my period.’" We know you feel the same —…

Jeff Bezos Declares He Won’t be Humiliated by His Penis Anymore: ‘No Thank You, Mr. Pecker’

8 years ago

"If in my position I can’t stand up to this kind of extortion, how many people can?" Jeff Bezos on…

Ocasio-Cortez Weeps Over How Evil America Is: Immigrants Enter ‘the Mouth of the Shark’

8 years ago

"I'm mad, y'all." Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wept on Thursday during an event at which she renewed her call to abolish Immigration…

Haters Devastated to Discover That Pro-Trump Dilbert Creator Has a 30-Year-Old Model Girlfriend

8 years ago

"Winning takes care of everything!" Scott Adams' girlfriend on Wednesday tweeted photos of the happy couple vacationing in Hawaii, and…

Angry Mob Reportedly Surround and Assault Man for Damaging Obama Sex Doll

8 years ago

"He could have been killed." Furious supporters of Barack Obama attacked a man who allegedly smashed the display windows of…

Jemele Hill: Sorry People ‘Assumed’ My Fantasy About Assassinating Trump Was Violent

8 years ago

"GETCHO HAND OUT MY POCKET" Jemele Hill halfway apologized on Wednesday for seeming to fantasize about President Donald Trump being…

David Duke Endorses Democratic Candidate for President in 2020

8 years ago

"Finally a candidate who will actually put America First rather than Israel First!” Former Ku Klux Klan grand wizard David…

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